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“You heard of Destiny’s Child? Djo was kind of like the Beyoncé of Post Animal” I said respectfully

UPDATE: I also listened to Taylor Swift's album and don't completely hate it, either. In fact, the Life of a Showgirl track is... good?

In context, it's actually pretty nice imo

Gen V and The Boys are AMAZING. That's like the only reason I have Amazon Prime

I don't hate the new Tame Impala album. Is that bad? #Deadbeat

Dr. Wendy and her husband have like 27 degrees between the two of them, they did not need to do insurance fraud smh

The sloth scene in Zootopia is so funny 😂

I got invited to a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, and I went.

Didn’t die.
Will go again.

The first 10 minutes of driving a rental car can be so stressful because

how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂

Dang, another rapture? Ain’t nobody told me NUTHIN

🚨I have devastating news: 3 months of logging all foods and doing full-body gym sessions (for slow-and-steady body recomposition) does, indeed, work.
I am down 8 pounds of fat *in addition to* gaining muscle.

I fear I’ll never stop. #FitSky #GymSky

In a moment of reflectin, I removed all the snacks from my shopping cart before checkout. And now I regret it.

What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM?
I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.

Pastor's sermon after Charlie Kirk's death goes viral: 'How you die does not redeem how you lived' A Virginia pastor’s passionate sermon given after Charlie Kirk’s death is now drawing national attention.

www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

"How you die does not redeem how you lived."
— Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley

And I'll just leave it right there. #BlackSky

WOW. I literally just found out. He was supposed to come our local university.

In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street.

By the way, wow.

The best way to avoid "speaking ill of the dead" is a life where you don't spread illness.

What can I do with my master's degree in statistics that makes me 200k a year? QUICKLY

This is profound I love this 😂

I just started watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia🔆 and it’s legit one of THEE funniest shows 😂😂😂
I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late

“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.

That’s So Raven is one of the best shows ever, not just one of the best children shows from the 2000s.

It’s just objectively funny and balanced.

Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky

Once you start going to the gym and seeing actual progress, (much faster than you expected, too) you literally cannot imagine stopping.

Completely impossible.

Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡

a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom

When it’s finally time to spell that word you’ve only ever heard, but have never seen written out

Then you spell it so bad, spellcheck is useless

Friendly reminder that HIV does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Women need to get tested too!

Especially with what’s going on in Atlanta and Houston? DL men or not, there’s a much larger issue & conversation to be had about lack of access + lack of education around sexual health.

4x9x25 then 100x9 then 900

Still trying to tune my algorithm toward better vibes and away from “the world is awful” 🫡

Why yes, I do have the Sanford and Som theme song saved to my music library. And what about it? 😂
#BlackSky

Desperate Housewives is not reality TV lol, that’s Real Housewives. Desperate housewives is the scripted show, and it’s one of the best shows ever by the way. Definitely watch!

This show gets wilder each episode lmaoooo #thehuntingwives

I just saw that, I gasped 🤣