David Fry

Trump receives the lowest poll results of his career so he decides to give a primetime address to the nation. Problem solved!

But what about a pony? I want a pony.

"Democrat"

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear

You live long enough to see America elect a white supremacist criminal President and then follow it up with a Muslim American mayor of NYC.

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

Elissa Slotkin cosplay time.

LOL. The GOP had to tell Fox News to stop covering Mamdani’s actually policy suggestions because viewers were finding them too attractive. And, of course, the DSA will turn on him, like they have AOC. Any successful politician will tack to the center.

I don’t know how well he’d play nationally but he’s an amazing political talent. My favorite quality in a Democrat is someone who wins elections. Full stop.

And as a Trump donor...

Remember when Hillary Clinton got excoriated for calling Trump supporters “deplorables”

How has this man not won the Nobel Peace Prize yet??

Doesn't even count the people asking ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity for help with their mortgage.

As part of the White House renovations, has Trump added a Drybar blowout lounge for his spokeswomen?

I think it's people who genuinely would like a new library but refuse to give the mayor a victory.

"Ann Arbor's Brexit" has been put behind us.

A&B won the absentee ballots, too, but it was a closer fight there.

The ballot uses words, and who's more about words than a library? QED.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

600 million of them were "why does Google Gemini suck so much?"

Trump may be right about antisemitism from the left. Here in San Francisco they openly sell “Fuck You, Jew” sake.

"Won't someone think of the parking lots??"

Old Man Trump thinks yelling at the stock market will get it running again, like it's a lawn mower or something.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

I assume she got her confused with male Olympic swimmer and commentator Rowdy Gaines, who is not related.

He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.

He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.

He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.

He’s defying the Supreme Court.

Don’t you see what’s happening here?

I don't think the majority of people have figured out the 125% on China part yet. When that sinks in the rebound will largely evaporate.