Petty Mercury

Incell technology peaked in the 80’s

#goblin

#earthcrisis #hardcore #straightedge

Yikes #aew

#pulp

Am i crazy or is this the third Rapture I’ve watched these kooks prepare for?

Why do the people of Massachusetts dress like they own a boat? ….. it’s creepy

I can’t keep my accounts straight and now i accidentally posted a demonic HJ on here 🫣

I’m not cool.

I should have said hemorrhoids

“There ain’t no cowboys in Massachusetts.”

Every night I pray for Robot Lincoln to come save America and kill the Nazis

Unpopular opinion… Galactus is just a hungry boy.

What’s the plot of happy Gilmore 2? he still golfs and the yuppies learn to like him?

TLC can eat shit i love waterfalls

I ain’t seen you at a event since your birthday party in 2008

I’m doing pushups until I look like a jojo’s bizarre adventure character check back soon

Is there some kinda blue sky etiquette should I be saying wusssssupppp to all this new people or telling them about my far more entertaining other things i didn’t bother linking ?

Whenever i read the words “he died for you” i can’t help but feel like i was not given a choice in this maybe if i was around i could have helped

Are you seeing who I’m seeing?

He promised to fight for the rights of every man….

All you Hulk Hogan apologists are just okay with your hero’s betraying you? … grow a spine

What he do?

Suspension is busted

Some dummy wrecked my car last week now I get to have anxiety and argue with insurance people 😞 because some he doesn’t look both ways

Obviously we know what you did last summer because every movie is the same.