Eli: "It's the House of Pickles and it has a stylish, zesty fragrance"
Paul: "That is not a zesty fragrance mate. Farts curry and fucking, I don't know, fag ends is not a zesty fragrance!"
44 - Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansion
10.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Don't get run over Eli, that would affect the podcast adversely"
104 - Mall Twats
06.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "I reckon there'll be a crisp brand out in the next few years called Potato Wanker"
251 - Under New Management
03.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Fuckity bum fudge"
Eli: "Shut up!"
Paul: "Fuckity bum fudge everyone!"
238 - Eggs!
29.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Stop singing!... No one likes you"
Paul: "Awww"
Eli: "I like you, sometimes"
Paul: "That surprisingly hurt me"
49 - Bum Eggs
26.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "On your grave it's going to say "Do you want a handjob: Paul Gannon""
Paul: "With my corpse hand reaching out of the ground"
273 - CheapShow TV 2022 Part Two
22.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Bosh and nosh until my tosh goes splosh!"
445 - Walk Hard With A Vengeance
19.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "I can see the stone steps, all shiny. And they're engraved. With runes"
Paul (Toodlepip): "With runes. With rude runes"
Eli: "What does this rune mean?"
Paul (Toodlepip): "Cock!"
62 - Merry Minjmuncha
15.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Frank comes from a broken home, Frank doesn't have any hair 🎵"
Eli: "Right, NO! I'm gonna take my bum out!"
17 - Batman's Anger Management
12.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli (Bobby Bollocks): "So you're the brains, I can see, in this operation."
Eli: "Yes that's right, and Paul's a dick."
Eli (Bobby Bollocks): "Yes Paul does look like a total dick, ooh look at him with his big cherub face and his silly hair."
12 - The CheapShow CreepShow
08.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Sorry I'm late, the jallopy's broken down again"
Paul: "The jallopy?"
Eli: "Yeah, my old bird I call it. Breaks down all the time"
Paul: "You still sound like Mickey Mouse"
Eli: "The wheels have... shut ya fuckin' mouth"
249 - Game of Strife
05.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "You can tell the difference between mayonnaise and spunk because if you leave mayonnaise out, this is true. Have you ever noticed? If you leave mayonnaise out it goes clear and hard. If you leave spunk out, it goes milky white."
66 - Bottom Sniffer
01.09.2025 08:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "It was a Swedish dignitary, there was a Swedish dignitary and did you know, they have er, bollock farms out there"
Paul: "Yeah they do, I've heard all about the Swedish bollock farms, Eli."
352 - Dr Pepper's Flavoured Soda Cans
29.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Did you have a vision when you started this podcast? Did you fuck!"
Paul: "Yeah! My vision was to make a podcast where, weekly, I'm debased by a troglodyte halfwit."
178 - Pork Hangover
25.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Eli: "Who's this? Whoopsie gravy, it's Paul Gannon!"
Paul: "Whoopsie fucking gravy?!"
33 - Eli Silverman's Fan Club
22.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "It's not called..."
Paul: "Human desperation hour... well actually"
Eli: "Well it could be!"
48 - House of Pickles 4
18.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "No, Leaky Ken doesn't refer to the junk, mate"
Paul: "It does!"
Eli: "No, it refers to the spoboffs"
256 - Joyless Icing
15.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Oooh, trawling for shrimp in me undies, then I get 'em out. They are grundies and they smell of yeast 🎵"
84 - Munchy Munch Yum Yum Time
11.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "STOP AWWING ELI!"
Cheapskate Crowd: "Awwwww"
Eli: "Ha ha ha ha haaa!"
101 - The "Other" Live One
08.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Nub nubs ahoy!"
223 - The Mustard Hall of Fame
04.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Now, do you like Irn Bru?"
Eli: "I've done a massive jobby"
203 - Jizzy Pigs
01.08.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "Paul... I've brought Keith"
Paul: "... Fffuck"
151 - Mostly Unhaunted
28.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "I really wanted to see this spot in Bristol which is called Cumberland Basin"
Paul: "I'll give you a Cumberland Basin"
Eli: "Ohh will you?"
Paul: "A cum bellend basin!"
Eli: "A cum... bellend... basin??"
Paul: "No wait! A cum bellend pastin'!"
354 - The Winkie Strikes Back
25.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "The ice cream's really nice, it's metropolitan with nutella swirls"
Eli: "Metropolitan?"
Paul: "...Neopolitan"
Eli: "Hahh, it's a Gannon!"
Paul: "Shut up!"
65 - Murder or Ice Cream
21.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "That's pure milky fudge"
144 - Poo Poo Out Of Bum Hole (Sorry)
18.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eli: "I'm riffing"
Paul: "You're not. You're talking shit"
81 - Cockabonkers
14.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "For the crime of murder, I sentence you to two jellies! *wibbly mouth noise*"
Eli: "Oh Judge Mental!"
290 - The Boys of Summer
11.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Stop touching your mic! Turn your light out. Take your clothes off and show me your willy!"
148 - Buy One Get One Free
07.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ash: "Hit the moog!"
76 - Hit The Moog
04.07.2025 08:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paul: "Top kek, the most incredible, top kek! The most disgraceable leader of the pack. He's a fruit, he's a beaut, he's a harlimen toot. I made that word up. Fuck off! 🎵"
125 - The Human Lavatory
30.06.2025 08:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
