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QueenSimia

@queensimia.bsky.social

Old on the internet AND in real life! 40something graphic designer by trade, comicker by hobby. Hostile to generative AI/LLMs and crypto shills. She/her, aroace, has a fat and freckled face. posts about my comic tagged #OutoftheEther #oote

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like to charge, repost to cast

27.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

27.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6097    πŸ” 1682    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 90
annoying dog painted orange = ponbon
lesser dog painted orange = ponbon 2nd evo
greater dog painted orange = ponbon 3rd evo

annoying dog painted orange = ponbon lesser dog painted orange = ponbon 2nd evo greater dog painted orange = ponbon 3rd evo

ok but what if

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

I mean, this is the same culture that made a comedy movie called "The 40 Year Old Virgin" (and that was actually leveraged against me by a family member). So I lied to keep up kayfabe.

So yeah. Aroace rep that isn't Sheldon really, really matters.

27.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't even know I was ace yet, just that 1) at my age then it was expected that one would have had sex at least once, 2) I had successfully masked my lack of experience, and 3) if I confessed I was an adult virgin, I opened myself up to all kinds of abuse.

So I answered essentially "haha yeah"

27.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't really seen any Dropout content, but really happy to hear there's an aroace character on one of its shows who deals with a literal representation of the closet aro experience. I still remember the "oh shit" pang from a Tumblr ask assuming I had sexual experience from my writing.

27.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
What’s Missing From Asexual Representation? | A Slightly Crazed Discussion
YouTube video by blu3_sue What’s Missing From Asexual Representation? | A Slightly Crazed Discussion

hey, one of the few times YT's suggestions aren't complete ass. Nice rundown of aces and aroaces in popular shows, and why they do and don't work, from an aroace person's perspective: youtu.be/CP02QywJXfU?...

27.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.

27.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 967    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I introduced myself to the Brawl Modding community as a voice actor.

27.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

27.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4166    πŸ” 1116    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 24

Appropriately named because holy fuck it's Peak

27.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They bounce! πŸ§‘πŸ’šπŸ’™

27.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17162    πŸ” 5075    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 44

hee hee li'l fiery pombleranian :3

27.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

27.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1945    πŸ” 578    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12

HELL YES

27.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
COOL KIDS HAVE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS

its a very nice meme of a razor machine and a bottle with a napkin

COOL KIDS HAVE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS its a very nice meme of a razor machine and a bottle with a napkin

COOL KIDS HAVE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS

26.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
comic is from poorly drawn lines (that's the name of the comic) it's a several panel illustration of a mouse, a turtle and a snail wearing sunglasses having a conversation.the characters just stand still and talk so I'm not going to distinguish which panels have which speech bubbles. the mouse wearing a tie first says I'm finally getting into hustle culture. the turtle wearing a hat replies. hustle culture is over. we're doing leisure lifestyle now. the mouse replies but what about the grind? the turtle says it was a pyramid scheme. the snail and sunglasses also smoking a pipe says yeah the guy went to prison Mr grind. the mouse says they put Mr grind in prison just for grinding. the snail with sunglasses replies mainly for investment fraud to which the mouse says oh.

comic is from poorly drawn lines (that's the name of the comic) it's a several panel illustration of a mouse, a turtle and a snail wearing sunglasses having a conversation.the characters just stand still and talk so I'm not going to distinguish which panels have which speech bubbles. the mouse wearing a tie first says I'm finally getting into hustle culture. the turtle wearing a hat replies. hustle culture is over. we're doing leisure lifestyle now. the mouse replies but what about the grind? the turtle says it was a pyramid scheme. the snail and sunglasses also smoking a pipe says yeah the guy went to prison Mr grind. the mouse says they put Mr grind in prison just for grinding. the snail with sunglasses replies mainly for investment fraud to which the mouse says oh.

tai lopez viral YouTube ad pointing to Lamborghini in his garage.

tai lopez viral YouTube ad pointing to Lamborghini in his garage.

The SEC Has Charged Social Media Influencer Tai Lopez With Running A $121 Million Ponzi Scheme. He Promised To Buy Old Brands Like Radio Shack And Turn Them Into E-Commerce Businesses, But The SEC Says It Was All A Fraud. image shows present day Tai Lopez with the brand logos for black millionaires and radio shack illustrated next to him.

The SEC Has Charged Social Media Influencer Tai Lopez With Running A $121 Million Ponzi Scheme. He Promised To Buy Old Brands Like Radio Shack And Turn Them Into E-Commerce Businesses, But The SEC Says It Was All A Fraud. image shows present day Tai Lopez with the brand logos for black millionaires and radio shack illustrated next to him.

100% true story about mr grind himself

27.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Apologies to all of Hannah's customers!

Something exciting is happening. Be a part of it ‡️

27.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1752    πŸ” 446    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 96
Can a Long Distance, Inter-Disabled Relation Really Work?
YouTube video by InterdisabledInLove Can a Long Distance, Inter-Disabled Relation Really Work?

I'm starting a new YouTube channel with my girlfriend chronicling our lives as 2 disabled people navigating a long-distance relationship, a terminal illness, and a host of chronic illnesses.

In a world not made for us, how will we make it work?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=smG8...

26.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

SWAT Kats, via a homemade site made specifically for SK fanfic. I believe I was 14 at the time, so summer of 1995. I specifically remember using Netscape, and wondering why a paragraph suddenly cut off after spending an hour or so readingβ€”it was because the modem automatically disconnected.

26.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All trans people should have their rent waived until this administration is over

26.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2359    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8

do you care about trans people?

cool!
cancel your new york times subscription!

oh, but you just play the games? thats the worst argument you could've made!
go fuck yourself!

26.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1319    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9
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26.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the Illiad, Ares, God of War himself, came into a battle to indulge in carnage on both sides.

One warrior nicked him a single time with a spear guided by Athena.

Ares immediately screamed and cried and ran home, utterly without the fortitude to take what he gave.

I think about that sometimes.

26.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"b-but i need AI to CREATE-"
WRONG. BALLOON FOOD.

26.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

26.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5341    πŸ” 1712    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 29

Seeing some "fuck Kansas" replies/QTs and while I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment behind the statement, I think a better response would be "fuck, we need to help the people of Kansas"

If anyone knows a good way to do that, please put it in the comments and I will amplify

26.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2207    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 6

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

26.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6341    πŸ” 1733    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 36
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26.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2