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POWDER KEG UK ABOUT TO BLOW UP AS BRITAIN STANDS ON THE BRINK OF THE WHOLE NATION DESCENDING INTO CIVIL WAR
by Our Apocalypse Staff
HELENA HANDCART
THE entire country has turned into a tinderbox, one spark and the whole thing could turn into a raging inferno of hatred and violence. All it needs is one little push - preferably from us - and this once peaceful island will explode.
It may not take much, maybe an article with some badly researched facts, maybe some exaggerated and provocative hyperbole, and before we know it there'll be blood on the streets, and flames too, as millions of furious citizens attack each other, the police, and the emergency services,
not to
mention the armed forces should they tragically be called in to deal with the hate-filled mob rampaging through our cities, towns and villages, armed with burning torches and pitchforks, calling for justice, free speech and the immediate death of everyone they don't like. (Top journalism, Ed).
Make no mistake, if Britain even exists by next week, we will run this piece again until someone sparks the tinderbox on the brink of the powderkeg that... (cont. for entire summer).
No one sums up the utter shamelessness of the British press and the ugly politics of Farage quite like Private Eye.
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They never scream about this, they never riot about this.
They never even mention it.
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mainandvine
Lisa
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A Census is a count of everyone residing in a country on the Census day regardless of their status. If this happens it will not be a Census. You're doomed USA.
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The next part of the plan to steal the midterms and/or the 2028 election - an attempt to do a mid-decade census to take seats and electoral votes away from blue states. I knew this was coming.
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: βFuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!β
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Baroness Jones of Moulsecoomb, "Prosperity is not about making the rich richer"
"The bigger problem is, councils are cash strapped which is why they are selling off their assets, and that's something Labour should tackle"
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Headline and first 2 paragraphs
Migrants can use rights laws to evade deportation
Loopholes could undermine treaty with France
Matt Dathan Home Affairs Editor
Small boat migrants will be able to frustrate attempts to deport them to France under Sir Keir Starmer's returns deal by exploiting human rights laws, according to the treaty's terms.
Under the terms of the agreement with France, migrants will be ineligible for deportation if they have outstanding human rights claims or other legal challenges or claim they are under 18.
These are among potential loopholes that threaten to undermine Labour's attempt to end Channel crossings. The treaty also gives France and other European Union member states an effective veto over which individuals are returned.
Just the supposed βpaper of recordβ bemoaning the fact that asylum seekers have *human* rights and may be able to enforce them. Accompanied - ultra cynically - by a photo of Human Rights lawyer, Amal Clooney, at a glamorous fundraiser. What a sly and deeply unpleasant rag The Times now is.
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They are not sending their best people
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Twelve men have been charged with child sex offences. Iβm sure all the βconcerned parentsβ will be out in force any time now. Unless thereβs somethingβ¦ different about these perverts..?
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These are Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage's 'patriots'.
And do they ever mention their horrific sex offences?
No of course not.
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Guess who the tax system is really supporting
In this second article on wealth accumulation, we explain who our tax system really supports
The UK government gives the richest 20% around Β£67 billion a year in tax breaks.
Thatβs more than double the entire Universal Credit budget.
Itβs not a bug β itβs the system working as designed.
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47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March
New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation
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I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.
The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.
Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
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There are a lot of idiots enraged by this misleading Times headline.
The article itself - yes, the exact same one - points out that:
A) In any typical year, about 50 independent schools close
B) More independent schools opened than shut, so the overall number went up.
But that's far too nuanced.
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Right to buy in England βfuelled housing crisis and cost taxpayers Β£200bnβ
Common Wealth report calls discounted sales of council homes one of the βlargest giveaways in UK historyβ
Successive governments have watched as Right to Buy hollowed out council housing stock, fuelling chronic shortages and deepening inequality. We cannot wait any longer: end Right to Buy, urgently reinvest in affordable, social homes fit for the future, and secure stability for ourΒ communities.
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Respect β€οΈ
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I sometimes forget how spectacular Skegness can be.
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π¨ Concord, NH, handled their business yesterday, running white nationalist out of town. ππΌ The right side of history, my friends. ππΌ
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It's a shame it is named for a waster.
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Former Tory MP Adam Holloway has defected to Reform. As someone who 'mistakenly' overclaimed Β£1,000 on expenses, defended an MP who sexually assaulted a 15 year old and tried to influence a judge over another MP charged with sexual assault, he should fit in perfectly.
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βBoth of them.β
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REFORM UK VS REALITY
Farage's party has started to sound bitter
The Guardian
Nigel Farage's great appeal to his followers used to be the fact that he liked a drink and a laugh; that he was enjoying himself. But lately his party has begun to sound bitter, nihilistic, oddly hysterical.
Claiming that Britain is on the verge of societal collapse plays well on X, but perhaps less well in daylight.
Britain has big problems, many of them deep seated.
But it's still a country where people wash their cars in suburban driveways on a Sunday, not a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
There's undeniably a market for politicians wallowing angrily in dreams of a better yesterday. But I suspect there's still a bigger one waiting to catch sight of a better tomorrow.
(Gaby Hinsliff)
Yes, Farage. Youβre bitter and boring.
βThere's undeniably a market for politicians wallowing angrily in dreams of a better yesterday. But I suspect there's still a bigger one waiting to catch sight of a better tomorrow.β
@gabyhinsliff.bsky.social in the Guardian (summed up in the iPaper)
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The other day, I visited an exhibition that left me speechless.
It shows women who lost their sons and husbands in the war.
Iβm sharing part of it with a poem that played during the video.
I added English subtitles. For you.
Please watch. And share. So others can see too.
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YouTube video by EPBbros
Dunt Tha Want Mi
Wishing the world a happy Yorkshire Day. And what better way to do it than with a world famous song originally written and performed by a Sheffield band, and covered by another one here. Blue Sky: meet the Everly Pregnant Brothers.
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