Lauren

My direct coworkers have cottoned on to me having "above average" knowledge on computers and have asked me to fix their emails 🫠

Why do kids have to run everywhere??? Why can't they walk???

My daughter came up to me and started saying whore at me over and over again. It was only about 10 mins later when I realised she was trying to ask me to get her toy horse

We will be outnumbered so, dread currently

Still feel absolutely exhausted and my monthly courses are late (I have been rewatching bridgerton). This is very sus and also hilarious for my husband who refuses to ✂️get a vasectomy

I'm so tired I googled how are you instead of texting my husband

Bought my lad a bunch of fake Pokémon cards for Xmas and didn't realise until we opened a few and they looked crap. Felt well bad so bought a pack from the shop and pulled a card worth a grand lol posted on FB asking if it was legit and her accused of being a bot. Extra lol

I set up a realm so I could two player Minecraft with my boy and we found a mineshaft in the first cave we went in and found 7 diamonds. A good day

Then immediately went to look for an end city and fell into the void. Rip

My boy beat the ender dragon! (On peaceful)

Like proper madness

Found out why I'm getting downvoted apparently r/ismypokemoncardfake don't like it when you spend money on cards before verifying first? Insane behaviour???

Bought a bunch of Pokémon cards and posted on Reddit asking if they were fake (they were cheap and from China of course they were) as I didn't know what the tell tale signs were and was downvoted to oblivion and mocked for asking?? Like why ask for help if you're going to get berated

Bangers

It was the festive craft day at my daughter's school. She wanted to sit down so she pulled a chair out from her class mate which made them fall. I scolded her and told her to apologise and she said "no" and carried on gluing paper

Lmao

My daughter starts nursery school full time tomorrow. My son said to me "mummy don't be sad you will be alone now" and I did cry. Thanks mate

Phone went off at 15:01 not the designated 15:00. If this was a real emergency I would be the last to find out!? Not fair

Been banned from r/greenandpleasant for no reason lol

Not me who banned them though 😭

So burnt they were stuck to the BBQ lol

Husband said the same thing. I also burnt them on the BBQ

Asked my son if he wanted lamb kebabs on the BBQ and he asked if the lambs are dead and I said yes which then resulted in him crying his eyes out at the thought of dead lambs. I was like mate you know meat is animals and in between the wails he goes "but lambs are cute" 😭

Forgot to put suncream on my back on Saturday and was outside under no cover from 9am til 5pm and it's still super red and painful and now it hurts to breath! Just fml

Roads completely closed off got 4 police cars, 2 ambulances and the air ambulance has been ahead too looking real bad now. One copper is walking up and down the road looking at the pot holes which are also quite bad here

We're speculating that as there's no skid marks on the road he's hit a pot hole driving like a twat and come off it. Our road is bad for speeding

Bad motorcycle crash outside my house just now. Residents trying to divert traffic and causing more issues. Someone's laid little cones down like it's a crime scene

Snitches get stitches unless they're inconsiderate parents who park on the road by the school that has no room as it's so narrow

I didn't stick around to ask if I'm honest I was like 👀 and grabbed the kids and walked away

Just nazi memorabilia at the local car boot