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Singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.

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I have to say - that was a fantastic performance. Ramsdale had his best game for us. Ossula’s goal was just a pure SJP supernatural worldie. Can we all just enjoy the fuck out of tonight’s game and give the old guard some credit?

04.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One more humbling over with, one step closer to this horrible league season being a thing of the past.

04.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Small things that bring comfort or a smile are important. For me it’s daft pet videos! Bluesky is so much gentler than X.

03.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such wisdom, old timer.

03.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always talk to someone. Don’t sit alone with your thoughts when you are struggling. Reach out to people you know.

03.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No room in the frame for the chips?

03.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally disagree. Our budget is for 8th place in the league. If we are perceived as being better than that, that’s great - but we are playing on 4 fronts with insufficient squad depth and having had no pre-season to establish a new forward line. Patience needed. Is that likely? I don’t know. #nufc

02.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure, did you also do a little bit of wee?

02.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been so much hand wringing over things that we can't affect anyway. The only point of view that matters is the ownership and we simply don't know what they are thinking.

I'd hope they recognise that they're only just now putting the right support in place and he gets a chance to use it. #NUFC

01.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Refreshingly level headed appraisal! I think Howe is a great fit for the club until PSR regulations loosen. Until then, like Villa, we are upstarts on the fringes. However, league performance is the match-going fan’s barometer and weekly humblings take their toll on patience. I worry Howe will go.(

02.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You and I are on exactly the same page.

01.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the league form continues on the current trajectory it’s going to be grim indeed for Eddie. I’m depressed at how many fellow mags have already turned on him. Binning off our most successful boss in favour of blindly rolling the dice on the next guy. Deja-effing-vu!

01.03.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nonsense re pre-season. It’s a time to try things out, tinker and test in friendlies. Patterns of play and interplay between individuals can be developed intensively. You can’t do that in the midst of a season playing 2 or 3 competitive games a week.

01.03.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re spot on. It’s also to do with the lack of a pre-season to bed players in to an evolving system. Wissa got a bad injury before he’d kicked a ball. Last minute shopping inevitably meant we overpaid for players down our list. That said, I’m not giving anyone a free pass for that performance.

01.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since Leeds game we've played 7 games and picked up 4pts.
Don't be surprised if we're mid 40's points wise this season.
Sooner we win a couple so we can switch off from the league #nufc

28.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to crawl under a rock and not talk about football for a long time!

28.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I get it.

28.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For what?

28.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Semantics mate. People tend to use disparaging language like that about people who they think are wrong. Human nature. It’s not the worst abuse you’ll see on social media πŸ˜‰

28.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things are going to get ugly tonight

28.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Howe out brigade are going to have a field day with this. To be fair, this has been appalling. We have to be better than this.

28.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks promising!

27.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vic and Bob: Geordie of the Antarctic
YouTube video by Bill Carr Vic and Bob: Geordie of the Antarctic

Every so often I remember this exists and have to watch it 10 more times

#NUFC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxXb...

26.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty old and tbh in my time, just about every manager we’ve had has come for a last hurrah or a fat payday or to boost a fragile ego. If we’re honest even our faves fall into one of these categories. What’s unique about Howe is he’s able, ambitious and he wants to succeed here. That’s rare.

27.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im talking about the likelihood of persuading a proven elite manager who would be an upgrade on Eddie to join the project. In a market where Man U, Spurs and others (with much more spending power than us) have struggled to hire a manager and are still looking, I think it’s an extremely tall order.

26.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have to say, if Howe left I’m not confident our revolving door exec team could lure that hipster elite manager to the far flung north (much as I love it) to take us to β€˜the next level’ armed with the 8th best budget in the league. Especially, when Man U, Spurs and maybe City are also hiring.

26.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s valid criticism to be made and Howe has to take his share but I haven’t heard much from TF on what happens after Howe leaves.

26.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1551    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 530    πŸ“Œ 876

Our wage budget is 8th in the PL. Maybe a bit higher when CL bonuses are paid. Competing in Europe helps us as we slowly grow the commercial side of the club, but there’s a limit to how long we can hold on to players who are being told they can maybe double their wages in some cases. #nufc

26.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m afraid we are going to have to get used to losing a big name or two from time to time: the trick is to get a fat price and reinvest smartly.

26.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0