May we one day finally end Mariah's reign of terror
(no idea why i did this whole thing btw, i was bored)
@grillby.bsky.social
24, Male, gay, Just a Racoon/Fox™ on the internet. SFW But +18
May we one day finally end Mariah's reign of terror
(no idea why i did this whole thing btw, i was bored)
4/ But be careful, she's intelligent, and her mycelium hivemind means no stone will be left unturned for long!
Break the spirits bright, and Remind EVERYONE the urge to ride in a one horse open sleigh, or dash through the snow laughing all the way is but an illusion.
3/ We gotta just admit the Grinch is right. destroy any nearby apple pies, Turkey, and definitely the cobbler They're all poisoned by jolly
We meet up inside the Grinch cave and steal christmas, Without the holiday Mariah's influence on our world dwindles.
2/ She gains her power from Holiday spirit which is why she begins to gain her juju Christmas magic After Halloween, and like a group of mycelium Mushrooms it rewires and caccoons your brain to spread more Cheery and Holiday cheer, and by extention herself.
So in order to defeat this infection....
1/ Now that Halloween is over I have made a revelation, I believe Mariah Carey really takes over, she isn't incased in ice, she's not imprisoned she's the imprisoner Like
Freddy Krueger her dark magic pulls everyone into a Winter wonderland where it get COLDER and the music becomes more festive.
Always been wanting to do a Halloween outfit for VR chat but never did it
Might update it and add more later though
Come in my followers, we shall invoke a new doctrine to our flock
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