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Zach Allyn

@zballyn.bsky.social

Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him

113 Followers  |  118 Following  |  318 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023
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Jesus Christ

28.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

boy do i feel like i just spent 5 days hitting my brain with a stick

27.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGood news!” he happily declared, clearly in the middle of a psychotic break.

26.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
26.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @jessethorn.bsky.social and @jordanmorris.bsky.social I have a contender for you β€œI reddit (not a sponsor) on the internet” bit. I know you both like wholesome Reddit. Have you ever perused r/doohickeycorporation? Some real technological marvels on there.

23.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This, but no legs.

23.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 2: The History of Cats on Ships by The Untitled History Podcast From as early as 7000 years before the common era, we have evidence suggesting cats served alongside humans on ships. This isn’t just in a civilian capacity. As long as there have been warships, cats ...

Important news!

I am delighted to announce the launch of my new podcast: The Untitled History Podcast.

It's me, and guests, falling down all the history rabbitholes you can imagine.

Please, please spread the word, subscribe and listen. Because... SHIPS CATS!! cms.megaphone.fm/channel/the-...

19.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 30

Nice

18.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a day. i said not
fully done with the day
physically but mentally
already very much so

18.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of my arranging is brass choir, but the fundamentals remain the same.

13.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may be able to help. What’s up?

13.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knew the cleansing would involve so much sand in uncomfortable places.

10.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roughly 5% of the audience having the time of their lives.

09.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men standing next to a car with the words would ya just look at it on the bottom ALT: two men standing next to a car with the words would ya just look at it on the bottom
09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reese’s Peace’s was right there.

07.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, say one thing for them, they went the correct way with the affect/effect divide.

06.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That video would have absolutely hit on vine. Pour one out.

05.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I have the sound bite of β€œThe long and winding road :gawk gawk, gawk gawk:” running through my head. So. Thanks for that.

05.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely immaculate vibes coming from the USA mixed doubles curling team

04.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

The same thing went through my mind. Opens them up to go young on the other side.

30.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woody Allen, for sure.

30.01.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing tribute to Nancy Reagan.

30.01.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should have listened to my parents when they told me not to be a security theater major.

29.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sweet!

29.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds we land Leonhard at this point? Chargers seems like a pretty sweet landing spot.

29.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a long-time Western NY delicacy. They, as the kids say, slap.

29.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

29.01.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15568    πŸ” 6937    πŸ’¬ 795    πŸ“Œ 381

You could describe it as a flaw in Tolkiens writing that all the evil people are stupid assholes who just want to stab each other in the back and have no plans other than general evil, but it turns out that’s exactly what evil people are like, he got it completely correct.

28.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

Great, now finalize a deal with Leonhard.

28.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the Jar Jar pop. Wild times.

28.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0