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๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป coding | โšก e-engineering | ๐ŸŽฎ gaming | ๐Ÿง๐Ÿป ttrping | ๐Ÿ›ผ skating | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ fighting for human rights a perpetual mess cleverly disguised as a functional human being i was @_nitz on the bird app forever ago โœจ cmd.wtf โœจ any pronouns

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many people will argue against it, but this is actually a good and healthy change

the project must be kept on its toes and can't get complacent! swapping ucs teaches the project that it should never relax and always stay vigilant if it wants to grow up strong

10.11.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ finally!! at least she is joined 36 other shinies for my efforts! guess i should give some away!

07.11.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ben Quadinaros, podracer

Ben Quadinaros, podracer

07.11.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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but no, up to *5* โ™‚snoruntโ€ฆ (one of which I did evolve.) I swear I this luck is wild! #plza #pokemonlegendsza

07.11.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think Iโ€™m starting to see why people have boxes full of shinies they are giving away. Iโ€™ve just been bench rerolling to try and get a shiny โ™€snorunt, with not much luck. But I didnโ€™t realize just how many I was rolling total?! #plza

07.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it hurts, and yet i keep lining up for it.

i'm either an idiot, or i like it

or both ig ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

03.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only way i'm up that early is that way: i have to sneak up on it

03.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a GitHub issue. The posterโ€™s message has a screenshot of a single line of code, with the text below it reading โ€œwtf broโ€

a screenshot of a GitHub issue. The posterโ€™s message has a screenshot of a single line of code, with the text below it reading โ€œwtf broโ€

Someone found a typo in a small lib of mine on GitHub. Instead of just fixing it, rolling their eyes and moving on, or any other option, they decided to open an issue with a screenshot of that single line and the text โ€œwtf broโ€.

I canโ€™t fathom why that seemed like a good use of time to them ๐Ÿ™ƒ

01.11.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"fuck this person in particular" ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.10.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't (thankfully lol) Everyone I've had to deal with recently has had the "get a call back" thing, which is honestly a great improvement in <current year>

27.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"feature flags" are just spooky booleans at a distance

16.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a support ticket created from receiving an email. The email was advertising m365 copilot. Microsoft saw an email address and thought โ€œitโ€™s free real estate.โ€

A screenshot of a support ticket created from receiving an email. The email was advertising m365 copilot. Microsoft saw an email address and thought โ€œitโ€™s free real estate.โ€

How absolutely desperate is @microsoft.com @microsoft365.microsoft.com to sell their AI mess? Well; today they emailed (spammed) a mailbox we use exclusively for our support ticket software. So I *know* that email didnโ€™t sign up for any lists, and yet we get spammed anyways. Absolutely pathetic.

15.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new iOS thing that screens calls for me is neat. Today it screened a caller that was some AI voice scam.

The future really is just a bunch of AI talking to itself.

14.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThis isnโ€™t the America I knowโ€

Black People:

19.09.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8499    ๐Ÿ” 1422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 176

life's short. go ahead, debug in production.

you can have a little excitement, as a treat

11.09.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a firefox toolbar with a popup that says "New! Summarize pages in one click" and "Add an AI chatbot to the Firefox sidebar to quickly summarize pages."

a screenshot of a firefox toolbar with a popup that says "New! Summarize pages in one click" and "Add an AI chatbot to the Firefox sidebar to quickly summarize pages."

ugh fuck offffff

i'm so sick of this shit being crammed into EVERY FUCKING THING

i don't want copilot.
i don't want gemini.
i don't want geepeetee.
i don't want your chatbot.

i want you to fuck all the way off.

26.08.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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there's no place like home

22.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so extra

i completely love it

12.06.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.06.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A set of 3 small magic the gathering cards, held in a hand with the size of the thumbnail nearly eclipsing the size of the text box of the cards themselves

A set of 3 small magic the gathering cards, held in a hand with the size of the thumbnail nearly eclipsing the size of the text box of the cards themselves

9 tiny magic the gathering cards laid out next to a microsd card to show scale.

9 tiny magic the gathering cards laid out next to a microsd card to show scale.

Okay so they didn't come out perfect, but I made my buddy some little tokens to track his Loot the Pathfinder exhaust usages. The foil is nice but I need some thinner cardstock for sure #mtg #magicthegathering #cedh

11.06.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

booo, down with i2c

(this post made by push-pull gang)

11.06.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eventually it becomes pronounced โ€œwhat the fuck are the values on these pull-up resistors, I keep missing acksโ€, tho that varies by local dialect

10.06.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two small dogs that have black fur with white tufts. They are sitting in a car seat facing the camera. The one on the left isnโ€™t looking dead on, and the one on the right has a dead stare with an underbite.

Two small dogs that have black fur with white tufts. They are sitting in a car seat facing the camera. The one on the left isnโ€™t looking dead on, and the one on the right has a dead stare with an underbite.

I feel like your dog is a mathematical blend of my two ๐Ÿ˜‚ (they are also both dummies)

10.06.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of highlighted c++ code, particularly a comment that says: "// HACK: 2023 May 26 - What the fuck am I even doing?"

a screenshot of highlighted c++ code, particularly a comment that says: "// HACK: 2023 May 26 - What the fuck am I even doing?"

I don't know, 2023 me, I don't know.

10.06.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transformer blew outside the office today. A wire popped off and was laying on the ground sparking a fire.

I guess the universe is telling me to take a day off!

22.05.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes

but also yes over there, too

21.05.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A stack of magic the gathering cards printed on normal paper, the top of the stack is the card โ€œVivi Ornitierโ€. The artwork is covered with text that says โ€œplaytest card, please trade me oneโ€

A stack of magic the gathering cards printed on normal paper, the top of the stack is the card โ€œVivi Ornitierโ€. The artwork is covered with text that says โ€œplaytest card, please trade me oneโ€

When a card says โ€œ0: Do some stupid shitโ€, I gotta try, right?

#mtg #cedh #MTGxFinalFantasy

16.05.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i made a comment on a video the other day on a video. the person in the video asked "is this degenerate enough?" my comment said (verbatim): "hell yeah; degen af". it got removed for "violating community guidelines" and the appeal was quickly denied too.

i think their system is nice and broken

16.05.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe direct access skeets is what the world needs

15.05.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think the only way i could better be made to reply to a post like this, would be to tell me not to

15.05.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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