Kitty/Inner West Hansard

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Regime Change

Fat, old, tired, living in the Inner West and wants to be left alone. I am this seal.

Yeah my thoughts exactly

Hahahaha quite

Alright yes, in terms of European Eurovision fans, Delta will probably be popular. But it’s not enough to make me watch.

I've been looking for pieces about the migrant workers in the Gulf States and nothing. Some crane driver from Pakistan or a maid from Indonesia? No. Let's talk about the oil company spouse who only has 2 weeks of smoothies left.

Please no ‘check me out I’m virile’, Albo.

eternal post

I was already feeling indifferent towards this year’s Eurovision because of how badly they have handled Israel’s participation and now this kinda seals the deal. Could not imagine a more banal entry.

I won’t rest until I know what body language expert Sara Jade has to say about all of this

A screenshot that says: Today marks 30 years since we won the 1996 election. Over the next eleven and a half years, our Coalition Government worked to deliver security, prosperity and opportunity, in the interests of all Australians. With responsible financial management, we reversed Labor's deficits and restored Australia's AAA credit rating. Internationally, Australia re-asserted the crucial importance of the American alliance and our traditional links with the United Kingdom. We enhanced our relations with nations in our region such as Japan, Indonesia, and China. The Coalition Government never sought to draw a distinction between Australia's history and her geography. We repaid $96 billion in debt, and established Australia's Future Fund. Our tax reforms replaced outdated indirect taxes with the GST. Substantial income tax relief provided real incentive and reward for effort.

The Libs are sending out an email from “John Howard” and while ‘celebrate 30 years since we did this thing you don’t care about’ emails are not uncommon for political parties, this one seems desperate somehow. We’re not over, we’re still relevant, remember what we did 30 years ago??

Strands #729
“Home office alternative”
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🔵

Don’t quite get the theme

Connections
Puzzle #995
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My brain is grateful for the relatively easy one this time

Wordle 1,717 4/6

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Hmmmm OK

This recipe video for baked potato cornbread came up on my feed and I’m not sure we need to turn every foodstuff into an Instagrammable monster food

Thank you!

😁

Thank you!

Aw thanks!

Thank you!

This photo of me from Mardi Gras last night looks so good it looks like I’ve been ai’d

Politicians especially

Strands #727
“Dressing up”
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Argh

Connections
Puzzle #993
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That purple is lame

Wordle 1,715 5/6

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Huh

Stunning political insight. Staffers, take note.

why am I laughing so hard

Hahaha what the fuck. She flew all the way here for that.

Hahaha I reckon there is a fair few

‘God is dead’

I mean sure, that has nothing to do with free speech but I bet he’s bursting to say it.

Hahahaha