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Pooltoy who still has a whole Woolies mud cake (it forgot it can't eat it)
06.09.2025 04:00 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Pooltoy buying a Woolies mud cake
05.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1battlefield 6 should add a gadget that turns your opponents into pooltoys
31.08.2025 21:42 — 👍 47 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0perhaps, in some strange other reality...
30.08.2025 09:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0!!!!!!!!
30.08.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy hoping it happens
(The "it" in question is someone giving it a nose kiss, but only if anyone asks what "it" is)
Pooltoy selling pics on OnlyValves
25.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Pooltoy that wants you to squish and knead its soft tummy
24.08.2025 02:14 — 👍 64 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1Pooltoy actually used as a floatation device as intended
31.07.2025 10:33 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0Pooltoy tapping its bappers on its rotund belly to the rhythm of the drum solo from Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group
22.07.2025 00:37 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy that goes “yip” standing next to a kobold that goes “sqrrk”
An event has occurred...
A quick sketch of a Ninetales watching as a deflated Keaton pooltoy fixes itself and reinflates to become as big as the frame it’s in.
I missed the part about a second health bar and just read larger
16.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy that thinks this is VERY CUTE NONETHELESS
18.07.2025 11:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pooltoy that is defeated only to get back up again, revealing a second, significantly larger health bar
15.07.2025 16:09 — 👍 61 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0second Michael Kovach character to always be showing their teeth lmao
11.07.2025 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy voiced by Michael Kovach
11.07.2025 06:49 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Pooltoy that feels like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft
10.07.2025 07:46 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0pooltoy that would never!!
with your knowledge
Pooltoy with bappers too large to hit the settings button
08.07.2025 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy that uh
uhhhhhhh
Pooltoy that wishes it could taste a cheeseburger
03.06.2025 06:54 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy full of pilk
29.05.2025 09:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy that can only really play Taiko no Tatsujin with its enormous bappers, but is super good at it
27.05.2025 10:14 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0Pooltoy that got deflated and packed away for three weeks
26.05.2025 08:17 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0sqrrk it why not
01.05.2025 06:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Final Fantasy, but you’re technically right anyway lmao
01.05.2025 06:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pooltoy that casts Waterga at you
01.05.2025 06:23 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Pooltoy that is incredibly airheaded (it forgot this account existed)
30.04.2025 03:08 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0POOLTOY IS READYYYY
19.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Pooltoy on a date with ur mom
19.04.2025 09:14 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0