There are few who can match her intelligence, energy, and dedication. Godspeed.

Just don’t try it with a frozen turkey. That ain’t going to work out well, no matter what you do.

Oh dear gawd. Every single one of these deep-fryer fires would have been avoided if they had done one simple thing prior to lowering the turkey into the oil.

Turn off the fucking burner for a couple of minutes until you get the turkey settled in the deep-fryer oil peacefully.

You’re welcome.

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It appears that retribution is in order because they ask the Apricot Antichrist the hard questions.

All praise His Noodliness!

Ramen!

When you “86” something, that means you do away with it. The “47” refers to the current president.

I bet you’re a blast at parties. 🙄

Where’s Luigi when you really need him?

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

@philwebster1953.bsky.social hey brother 👊🏻

I see what you did there. 😉

Honest answer: there is a way to make sure I don’t have to read his ignorant drivel anymore.

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Honest answer: there is a means to make sure I don’t have to read your drivel anymore.

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To be fair, I think there are a few repubes who hate Matt Gaetz as much as the rest of us.

Good news, it’s gone.

Amazed by the fact that Mark Robinson, despite being a self-professed misogynist nazi and inarguably batshit crazy, STILL garnered 40.1% of the vote.

Did anyone else have to watch a video feed that was grainier than an Iowa corn field?

I don’t think I’ve seen TWO fights COMBINED that recorded that many punches thrown!

Wondering what the consequences for instigating foreign election meddling will be.

I can’t imagine why they feel emboldened lately.

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Too bad Republicans don’t have the balls to invoke the 25th amendment based on his recent behavior.