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YouTube video by stevie boebi what happened to stevie boebi?

I hate that "online videos is no longer a viable career path" is now a genre of videos, but this one from stevie boebi is a very good rundown on how being a queer content creator has been a nightmare this past decade.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jroJ...

ABSOLUTE CLASSICS!

Wait wait I gotta go further back, because I was literally reading incestuous fan fiction when I was 14. Then again, weren't we all? 😅

LOL so true

Humble bragging about incest porn is crazy but fuck it, I'm on Bluesky now and feeling EMBOLDENED.

I remember back when admitting I was into "incest" porn felt edgy AF. I had to seek it out, and in most scenes, effort was put into selling the illusion.

Now it's just an oversaturated, essentially meaningless category on Pornhub.

Pshhhh, I was into it before it was cool 😤

My orgasms are still good, but they ARE different??? I'm trying to diversify the stimulation to hopefully re-wire my brain as I get going on this. My therapist says "your body wants to enjoy sex."

Thank you, yeah, it's a shitty trade to make, but may be necessary at the moment. 🫂

Still really easily aroused, and masturbation feels amazing. I just feel stuck at an 8/10 on the pleasure scale for a really long time, and orgasm is elusive.

Weird, but way better than Zoloft, which made me wholly indifferent to masturbation.

Told my therapist I'd power through it. We'll see.

SSRIs are wild. 💊 I started Lexapro and I've gone from being able to time my orgasms down to the second, followed by more orgasms basically whenever I want, to spending an HOUR+ chasing a SINGLE orgasm.

Yeahhh I think I was basically like 👍😑👍, I am now 50% less likely to purchase a phone today

Once, I was trapped in a Verizon store, and the sales associate found out what I do for a living. Far too delighted, she launched into a whole spiel about a male friend of hers who started a business for mailing a dildo to your enemies. 😑

HEY I'm still waiting on reviews of my Sims porn. COME ON, PEOPLE, VALIDATE MY WEIRDNESS

Hahahahahaha where do I sell it?!

Okay, freaks! Here's the Sims porn I shot and edited!

Set in a beach house on a romantic vacation, it's 14 minutes of making out, teasing, and lots and lots of blowjobs.

What do you think, do I have natural talent or what?

drive.google.com/file/d/1zy2D...

#piphplayssims

*checks likes* okay I guess it's interesting to at least 18 people, so are you guys saying you want to see my screen-recorded Sims porn I edited together or...

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You appreciate my artistry 🎨 and it won't surprise you that I've also screen recorded some of this and edited it together.

YES. I make it so all Sims can use all animations. I love the auto-equipping of the strap-on.

YES. I make it so all Sims can use all animations. I love the auto-equipping of the strap-on.

Oh, you too? 👀

I know this is probably interesting to approximately 3 people, but it's what I'm masturbating to lately and I'm not ashamed!

#piphplayssims

Two Sims in a tropical room overlooking the ocean. One is on top of the other, teasing his dick through his shorts.

Two Sims in a tropical room overlooking the ocean. One is on top of the other, holding him down.

Two Sims in a tropical room overlooking the ocean. One is giving a blowjob off the edge of the bed.

A POV shot of one Sim fucking the others' throat.

The sex animations from Wicked Whims are very fun. I was a little too excited to find this last one, entitled "Fucking your Mouth like a Fleshlight."

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Two Sims in a blue-hued room filled with water fountains and neon green sea plants. The floor is sand. One Sim is kissing the other while pushing her back onto the bed.

Two Sims in a blue-hued room filled with water fountains and neon green sea plants. The floor is sand. One Sim is on her knees before the other, clasping their hands together.

Two Sims in a blue-hued room filled with water fountains and neon green sea plants. The floor is sand. One Sim is riding the others' strap-on on the bed.

Two Sims in a blue-hued room filled with water fountains and neon green sea plants. The floor is sand. One Sim is riding the others' strap-on on the bed.

Others have designed far more Intricate rooms. Here's one I downloaded called "Under the Sea."

LET'S FUCK AT THE AQUARIUM.

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Two Sims on a red plaid patterned bed, with a lantern in the background. One Sim is bent over the other with his hand on his cheek.

A POV shot of one Sim with his thumb in the others' mouth, on a red plaid patterned bed, with a lantern in the background.

Two Sims on a red plaid patterned bed, with a lantern in the background. One Sim is fucking the others' face.

A cum shot! One Sim blowing his load into the others' mouth, complete with semen.

It's almost TOO much power, being able to have them fuck in whatever setting I want. So, sure, I made a camping room, why not.

#piphplayssims

One Sim climbing on top of another on a bed in a softly-lit, pink-hued bedroom with light-up hearts on the wall.

One Sim giving a blowjob to another on a bed in a softly-lit, pink-hued bedroom with light-up hearts on the wall.

Sims making out against the wall in a rose-colored bathroom.

One Sim on his knees, fingering another who is sitting on a toilet in a rose-colored bathroom.

I'm playing Sims, of course, with the mods Wicked Whims (so they can fuck) and Nisa's Wicked Perversions (so I can have a strip club).

Enjoy this pretty rose-colored lighting in a room at my strip club and a bathroom in the basement of a gay bar.

#piphplayssims

Two Sims on a white bench, outdoors, in a lush green park. One Sim is fingering the other.

One Sim lying back on a couch, while another performs cunnilingus on her.

One Sim giving a blowjob to another one, outdoors on a colorful rug.

Two Sims having strap-on sex, looking into each others' eyes.

Oh, you watch pre-shot porn of actual humans?

Well *I* create my OWN PERSONAL PORN in the Sims, so there! 🤪

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Oh my god I'm laughing so hard. PLEASE do but you HAVE to send me a photo!!!

I'd kill for it at this point.

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