And the winners are... two guys who are a little bit embarrassed to win this award!

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

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This is great

The US right-wing used to flip out over stuff like gay wedding cakes or people saying "happy holidays", because they said it was a war on Christianity .

Now, there are masked goons camping outside of churches to try and kidnap parishioners. An actual war, on actual Christians.

And they love it.

I’m sorry but I’m going to laugh so hard if a Canadian team wins this year’s World Series

Awww, thanks for your help, you enablers

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

If you need a laugh today.

a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs

Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.

@greatesttrek.com Kirk's revelation makes this one of the franchise's best episodes imho

a weird cat shaped creature with its mouth open and its teeth showing

brrrlhhhhggggggh

"Yes, hurt the baby"

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Joffrey Ballet, every damn day

IG screenshot with copy: John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time! ✨

they say it’s the most beautiful 9 word sentence in the english language

I used to give a talk about the practical effect of satire, which (TLDR) there isn’t any.

I’d say: Presidents (Clinton, GHW Bush) didn’t only not mind being mocked, they both did bits with the comics who impersonated them.

Then I said; imagine how terrible it would be if a President did care.

Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.

Street art mural of Superman punching an ICE agent,

Almost forgot to post.

Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western

#Chicago

Bad news, America.

Love living through one of those garbage centuries that they’re always crapping on in Star Trek

Star Trek Picard scene. A middle aged man with a grey goatee sits in a dark room and looks like he's contemplating life and the meaningless of it all. Blue muted light is shown in the background, and he's holding a hand up next to his face as if he's pondering out loud. Closed caption reads, "I'm just some dipshit from Chicago."

My coworker seems mad I told him he looks like the Yellow M&M

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