Daddy-owe

Can anyone actually take that thing? 😳

So when they say “ceasefire” they really mean a quick break to reload

Boston awaits

No thanks. I’m fond of my liver.

Definitely a deal

That uber driver is going to be PISSED

Enough with the reverse cowboy. It’s not visually appealing and it’s absolutely no fun to do.

I’ll bet he has A LOT of trouble finding someone who can take that cock #youhavetotellyourselfthesethings

Amazing, but I’ve never understood how some men can jerk off without lube.

They’d probably ask us to leave the restaurant

I hope they do. By a hot cop. Who punishes them.

You can tell this isn’t real because one of them isn’t in a wheelchair.

Is this real? It’s almost to his knee!

Just how drunk is that guy that he can’t get a cock in his mouth

God I used to love Ken Ryker

He didn’t meat the challenge, but the meat challenged him

A challenge he unfortunately did not meet

Some guys REALLY like cars

He’s even got the patented Jon Stewart “fake writing in the paper” at the end. Very funny, but we all know where they got it from

You should grow your hair out long…the shaggy dog look

To hell with social norms

I want them to re-record it

I can’t imagine you get a lot of takers

And I missed you?!? Dammit.

Yes but can he spin plates at the same time?

Come to New England next summer and I’ll take you to rock river in southern Vermont

Fuk

Those beautiful nipples

So glasses=nerd?

I’d say she really dodged a bullet