Spooky Mama

IT IS DONE

You can now purchase my chunky queer dark fantasy novels as ebooks somewhere OTHER than Amazon!

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#Booksky #author #indieauthor #fantasy

QRP with your cyborg/robot art 🤖

i think it's pretty hard to be a detective when the mayor keeps tabs on what goes on in goodneighbor...

Literally picturing them reaching in with one hand and digging around while the other pinches their nose shut. Their head is turned as far away from the bag as it can be.

This is worth it because you see. There was radstag meat that you'll definitely want to eat in there.

the Trick or Treaters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Captioned "my only crime was that i was down to clown."

Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. captioned "things just got super weird - my time to shine"

Sally Ragdoll from The Nightmare Before Christmas biting her lip and looking nervous. captioned "this is wonderful! this is fine! I love this! I was soon to change my mind, however."

Santa Claus gazing at Jack Skellington in a Santa costume in shock and horror. Jack is smiling excitedly. captioned "finally he gathered himself and spoke. "what the hell?""

Round two of my TNBC/Troubled Birds memes. Happy holidays everybody

Jack Skellington draped sadly over a headstone. Captioned "the risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math"

Jack Skellington with his arm outstretched as if in proclamation. captioned "looking for trouble and if I cannot find it I will create it."

Jack Skellington holding a string of Christmas lights so that two bulbs are in front of his eye sockets. captioned "I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time."

The Trick or Treaters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. captioned "I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

I made a bunch of these Nightmare Before Christmas/Troubled bird memes a few years ago and I like to share them every year. Tis the season and all.

Post a gif of your comfort show

"This is why I wasn't sure about y'all coming over," he says, after already having confirmed we were on for Thanksgiving at his house, as I am exiting the parking lot of the grocery store, where I bought food. For Thanksgiving.

Tell me why my father decided to remodel his house the week of Thanksgiving. We have gone to his house for Thanksgiving every year since Sprout was born. Why would he do this. I don't even care about this colonizer ass holiday he is the one who insists on celebrating it!!!

Not even 3yo and the kid is already stealing from my wardrobe. She demanded I give her my headscarf, then declared she was a pirate

Scream for SURE

a woman is holding a fan with a swirl on her nose ALT: a woman is holding a fan with a swirl on her nose

If you had to watch a marathon of one franchise, which would it be?

Two drawings of X-Spider, a woman wearing a blue and yellow spidersuit with a red belt that sports the xmen symbol. In one pose she is jumping and exhibiting her spider sense. In the other she is pulling on a taut web and kicking out with one leg.

Shpidah-man! #Spidersona #OC #Art

I simply cannot get over my toddler calling me "my love," a habit she has picked up from her father. Earlier I tried to stop her from throwing something away and she said "no, it's trash, my love." What.

Someone help me I joined the Discord and now I'm being held down on my couch by malicious spirits who won't release me until I marathon the Saw franchise-

Why do my cats smell so good… is it the toxoplasmosis

I see we're streamlining White People Taco Night.