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You ever look in the bottom of your bag and see something that you aren't sure about, but maybe it's something gross, maybe it's nothing, and decide that it's none of your business?

YouTube video by Rachelle Cochran Portland Sober #sober #portland #funnyshorts #soberlife #lgbtq #lesbian

WAIT I FOUND IT
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Ohhhh smart. Did Kip get rid of his too?

I can send it to you there if that's easier

I do not know if that link will work, because Facebook is built on a web of lies.

Dear @kiplet.bsky.social and @jennmanleylee.bsky.social, please confirm "Portland Sober"
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Glad he's ok. Hope kid shit his pants a lil

Ohmygosh HIIIIII

This came up because a mutual friend is traveling to Chicago and the other person was like "oh it's not safe there right now" and like immediately, lol.

Someone is trying to convince me that Chicago is having daily "riots" against ICE and when I said protests, not so much riots they got weirdly aggressive and were like "oh so the cops are just arresting people for no reason?" And like, yeah? Probably? What are you talking about?

Who has two thumbs and a new therapist? It me, ya girl.

This is someone who has like, a full crew working for them way more often than seems reasonable. But I'm not sure who.

Anti-carceral except for whoever on my street has an entire *fleet* of leaf blowers starting before 8am on a regular basis

Also it might be an actual tragedy that we never got Fairuza Balk cast as Duella Dent

Straight to jail and or execution. No mercy.

If you explain someone else's joke back to the person who made it, however, you should be punished swiftly and harshly.

I think my hottest take is that actually, explaining jokes can be good and not suck all of the humor out of them because it's good to bring more friends into the funny part

New cover band: Crowded! At the Orchard

dude wipes brand presents: DUMPkin spice, fall themed dude wipes, for insecure men who need to buy a product that says FOR MEN on it but also that makes their butt smell like the starbucks spice rack

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

Oh hey I heard it from my middle school.

A baby!

Yeah it's not for me but like, I start laughing every time someone says *any* kink is just a guy thing. Like sorry I know too many lesbians into that to buy it.

You guys got a HUSKY? I wish them a very AROO WOO WOO YODEL SCREAM

God the way I can hear you saying that. Anyway I just got back from a full week of kink camp so like. Idk.

Since when?

No but those are gorgeous

The other day in the grocery store parking lot a 20 something was blasting RHCP and I started singing along and got a big whoop from the kid

Hard block...soft block...what we need is tender block, where I lovingly hold you in my arms, look deep into your eyes, and then whisper into your ear that I never want hear anything you say ever again because you replied to my post with annoying nonsense and I just can't today.

No I am *not* ready for so many reasons are you *kidding* me? The ending of last episode? Being done with this story (for now)? Never going to be ready.

Oh BIG SAME.