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@elgringofeo.bsky.social

(Formerly The Gringo) Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky! St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.

3,882 Followers  |  2,279 Following  |  6,160 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  2.2597

Latest posts by elgringofeo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Why fund your abusers? 🤷‍♂️

10.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the first time I've heard it on vinyl, it's definitely a jam!

10.12.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Devo album Duty Now for the Future

The Devo album Duty Now for the Future

#NowSpinning: Another early Xmas present from @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social . I like when she goes Christmas shopping at the rekkid shop...

#Vinyl #VinylSky #Devo

10.12.2025 18:25 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He's got pipes! I love Puddles' stuff; when on tour he sometimes brings comedians Steve Agee and Dave Hill to back him in his band. But this cover is the one that tends to earworm me the most...

10.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Puddles Pity Party - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies Cover)
YouTube video by Puddles Pity Party Puddles Pity Party - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies Cover)

That's funny, this cover has been going through my head all week:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUNu...

10.12.2025 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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This dude is the leading cause of the "male loneliness epidemic."

10.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I liked those as well (plus all the other great stuff there); I'm going to order some tonight because I'm getting so tired of my raggedy-ass ones that I keep promising myself I'm going to replace and then never do.

09.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I try to learn something new every day. Today I learned more about making edibles 😊💜

#edibles #cannabis #gummies #thc
#weed

09.12.2025 23:44 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

@soundzofblackness.bsky.social hipped me to this Etsy site, there's some great stuff here. If you need some Blacktastic stocking stuffers (bookmarks, stationery, etc.), please check out CO MADE IT in Houston!

www.etsy.com/shop/COMADEIT

09.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely going to do that, thank you!

09.12.2025 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These are awesome, may I ask where you got them?

09.12.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"hit hard during a tariff dispute" is reporting the news in the most passive and watered-down means possible.

09.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twice on the pipe if the answer is no.

09.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In the background, a small white terrier lies in wait in her little blue bed.

In the background, a small white terrier lies in wait in her little blue bed.

Behind me, she lies in wait in her bed. Not sleeping: one beady little eye remains open. Watching. Judging. The verdict is delivered in grunts and beeps. It does not sound favorable to the defense.

#DogSky #TerriersOfBlueSky

09.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Enjoy your "meat"

09.12.2025 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a pink shirt stands next to a woman holding a bowl of cereal in front of a microwave Alt: Arrested Development scene: Lawyer Maggie Lizer pretending to be blind and just as vehemently pretending not to notice Tobias doing gymnastics to avoid detection by Maggie, whom he believes to be blind.
09.12.2025 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could probably afford an audiobook on how to parent that he could listen to while practicing being a douche in the mirror.

09.12.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like your mother and mine would've gotten along quite well together, insomuch as those incapable of experiencing joy can "get along" with another.

09.12.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel ya, I had to switch up vices from liquor to weed about a decade ago because alcohol made me say and do some terrible shit but the worst weed ever did is make me write erotic haiku about a peach.

09.12.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hopefully the sentimental journey is a positive one!

09.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday! Let Lord Bacchus guide you, perhaps you'll end up on the news with your naughty bits blurred out...

09.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I knew you had some Nana in your past. I hope you have a great listen, and don't be too hard on her, she did it all with only one functioning vocal cord!

Most people here in shithole US aren't familiar with her, I only became acquainted through her duet album with Harry Belafonte.

09.12.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is what really happened to the East Wing.

09.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Keep on providing the wonderful entertainment!

09.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes all the way across the pond to pirate captain @nobbyserenow.bsky.social , one of the first Bsky accounts I started following and still one of the best. Happy holidays, Nobby!

#XmasSky #Xmas #ChristmasSky #Christmas #NanaMouskouri #AnimusGuru

09.12.2025 16:41 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Good luck in the championship, I hope to see you in the finals.

09.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a great pic.

09.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE MANOSPHERE. Please let that dude know that true sigma energy comes from driving an AMC Pacer.

09.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Is that the kind where they do stupid shit like whip fat ropes and push tires around?

09.12.2025 15:50 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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