The Gringo (he/him)

Go for it, just be sure to credit marijuana.

They're trying to get Jesus to return so they can reject His message of loving one's neighbors and crucify him a second time.

Desktop, I'm a cranky old man who hates doing anything on the phone. That device is supposed to be attached to the kitchen wall via long tangled twisty cord, dagnabbit, not running apps! Why back in my day, 'apps' were appetizers! 😤

George remains the Beatle I'd most want to do shrooms with, but otherwise Paul's whimsy gets me every time. He's like some sort of mischievous imp.

Poster for the documentary Paul McCartney: Man on the Run

#NowWatching: Paul's my favorite Beatle; in fact, I prefer Wings stuff to his Beatles work *gasp*. Thusly, I'm excited about tonight's doco...

#DocumentarySky #Documentary #PaulMcCartney #ManOnTheRun #GetHighWatchDocumentaries

Screenshot from Esoteric Ebb

Screenshot from Planet of Lana II: Children of the Leaf

Screenshot from Revenge of the Savage Planet

This weekend it's a battle for WHICH freshly installed game will capture my weed-/edibles-infused attention span! Will Esoteric Ebb's Disco Elysian vibe win out over Revenge of the Savage Planet's weird humor? Or will Planet of Lana 2's blissful setting suck me in?

Only time will tell!

#GameSky

"Let's have a holy war in the Middle East to trigger Armageddon. It's god's will! 🤷‍♂️":

Iran has one-way drones that our military has no way of stopping. Our military knew this (and likely advised "the president" of it) before bombing them for absolutely no reason but to make The Epstein Class richer/distract from their pedophilia. Remember this when our cities are being bombed.

I just couldn't in good faith smoke out of a Hello Kitty bong, it's like I stole a middle-schooler's backpack for the weed. I mean, I'm not above doing that (they're not supposed to be drugsing in the first place), but I'd have the self respect to use my own bong.

I missed this message the first time through--you raise them in the Lab at base once you have enough zombie parts. My second playthrough I raised 3 revenants (the max you can have) and it's hilarious watching them go nuts. They give each other extra turns and join in the frenzy.

That's because when I venture into the political threads to stir up trouble I always tell them "Chef Bruso sent me."

Jasmine Crockett was our greatest champion in stopping billionaires and forcing accountability.

a bald man wearing a blue shirt is running down a set of stairs ALT: a bald man wearing a blue shirt is running down a set of stairs

The astute will note that it's already the 5th by the time they announced their Bong of the Month, but you know how it is with stoners.

Fat Buddha's Bong of the Month: Ghostface

Let's take a moment to review Fat Buddha's choice of Bong of the Month. First off, it's way better than last month's Hello Kitty bong, which made me feel uncomfortable just looking at it.

I'm not a big horror fan (I'll watch...), but this looks like it's full of whimsey.

#WeedSky #FatBuddha

It's a burning love.

I fail to believe anybody would block Chef Bruso.

I haven't seen this in forever either but I remember it being really good.

Some people just can't handle my oozing machismo. 🤷‍♂️

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Will peptides make my face do that?

Nope, not again.

I don't think the last presidential election was legit, I DEFINITELY don't think any of the midterms will be. There's no faith in the country who, when fascism arrived at its shores, shrugged and kept shopping on Amazon to fund the fascists. (See also: Apple, etc.)

I think that sentient life existed/will exist elsewhere in the universe, but the tiny window of time before sentient life on other planets is taken out by extinction event compared to billions of years on a geological scale (and of COURSE there were dinosaurs!) means little chance of coexistence.

I don't have any money to send you and thus I can't afford your therapy if I were to send n00dz. You don't want this bobs and vagene.

Maybe if you didn't have a "birthday" every 2 1/2 months.

Even after a very long hard day out, sometimes you gotta just "Let It Whip". #letitwhip #dancevideo #dancing #havingfun #bigguy #tummytuesday

We finally got Jerry Seinfeld to stfu about "everything being too PC nowadays" and fucking Marlon Wayans starts up.

The only person who has been held accountable for anything since January of 2025 has been Bovino and that's because he committed the sin of making himself look foolish instead of intimidating.