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ezrah the bird paladin πŸ’™πŸ›‘οΈβœ‘οΈ

@ezzybirb.bsky.social

proudly Jewish paladin, wordsmith of romance and ruin. musician, aviator, general mischief maker. fuck the police and am Yisrael chai Χ€ΧœΧΧ“Χ™ΧŸ, Χ©Χ‘Χ•Χ’Χ” של ΧͺΧ™Χ§Χ•ΧŸ Χ’Χ•ΧœΧ πŸ’™ πŸ›‘οΈ

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2040 will be around the year us Jews reach the population size we had before the Shoah 😐

28.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Legal documents same-sex
couples should have in case marriage equality is overturned
Revocable Living Trust
Last Will & Testament
Healthcare Power of Attorney
Durable Power of Attorney
Living Will
Hospital Visitation Authorization Form one for your partner & one for your Chosen Family
Agent for Disposition of Remains
Pet Care Directive
Tangible Personal Property Memorandum

Legal documents same-sex couples should have in case marriage equality is overturned Revocable Living Trust Last Will & Testament Healthcare Power of Attorney Durable Power of Attorney Living Will Hospital Visitation Authorization Form one for your partner & one for your Chosen Family Agent for Disposition of Remains Pet Care Directive Tangible Personal Property Memorandum

Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)

15.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2329    πŸ” 1456    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 44

this is for waffle stomping right?

13.08.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride Month 2025 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

01.06.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 39685    πŸ” 13366    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 148
Post image 24.07.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A joke about how star trek tuvok doesn't see himself in his role in  spaceballa

A joke about how star trek tuvok doesn't see himself in his role in spaceballa

02.07.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh sweet a new gender neutral public toilet πŸͺ¦

02.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 24.06.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9619    πŸ” 2043    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 39
Not photoshopped. But you would almost think so. Perfect black cat wearing Spock long sleeve jersey and looking up with his paws on my legs. He looks like he is studying important things on the Enterprise.

Not photoshopped. But you would almost think so. Perfect black cat wearing Spock long sleeve jersey and looking up with his paws on my legs. He looks like he is studying important things on the Enterprise.

Once again, I must post this photo of Darwin, aka Science Officer Meow. He is here to make it better.

22.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4199    πŸ” 964    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 67

want to bring back this old style of memes. it was a simpler time. a better time.

19.06.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.

Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.

Gull Dukat.
Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it.
#art #StarTrek #DS9

17.06.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1659    πŸ” 593    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 22
a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration.

a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration.

a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead

a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead

reading your mind

27.05.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6308    πŸ” 1091    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 38
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

It's the weekend, baby

13.06.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4154    πŸ” 1206    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 20
Flight path spells out β€œfurry”.

Flight path spells out β€œfurry”.

We have some questions about this one.

Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...

13.06.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1989    πŸ” 727    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 66
The cover spread from a one page zine printout. The left (back cover) features images of a scale and gavel, with notes on First Amendment and filming rights, and the advice to β€œshut the fuck up.”

On the right is the cover, a megaphone with the title text β€œPROTEST SAFELY.” Behind it are faceless protestors. The subtitle notes, β€œA brief collection of tips from around the internet.”

The cover spread from a one page zine printout. The left (back cover) features images of a scale and gavel, with notes on First Amendment and filming rights, and the advice to β€œshut the fuck up.” On the right is the cover, a megaphone with the title text β€œPROTEST SAFELY.” Behind it are faceless protestors. The subtitle notes, β€œA brief collection of tips from around the internet.”

A spread from one page zine printout.
On the left is an illustration of a protestor with the title β€œWhat to Wear,” including a helmet, goggles, ear plugs, gloves, a mask, a backpack, and layers/long sleeves/pants. Each have additional notes explaining their use.

On the right is β€œWhat to Bring,” featuring illustrations of a backpack, money, water bottles, a mask, a granola bar and bag of trail mix, a first aid kit, folded shirt and pants, and an ID, with β€œDIY Defense” listed underneath it showing one protestor using a luggage case, one holding a trash can lid, and one using an open umbrella as a shield.

A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is an illustration of a protestor with the title β€œWhat to Wear,” including a helmet, goggles, ear plugs, gloves, a mask, a backpack, and layers/long sleeves/pants. Each have additional notes explaining their use. On the right is β€œWhat to Bring,” featuring illustrations of a backpack, money, water bottles, a mask, a granola bar and bag of trail mix, a first aid kit, folded shirt and pants, and an ID, with β€œDIY Defense” listed underneath it showing one protestor using a luggage case, one holding a trash can lid, and one using an open umbrella as a shield.

A spread from one page zine printout.
On the left is β€œProtect Your Identity,” advising to cover up identifying features, avoiding photography of protesters, deactivating biometric phone-unlocking tools, and writing emergency contact and counsel numbers on your arm.

On the right is β€œBe Like Water,” the motto of the 2019 Hong Kong protests, and the text β€œBEWARE THE BAIT” with images of a palette of bricks and a masked man holding a crowbar toward a protestor with a sign, β€œPsst, free crowbar?” encouraging the reader not to engage with traps and undercover agents.

A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is β€œProtect Your Identity,” advising to cover up identifying features, avoiding photography of protesters, deactivating biometric phone-unlocking tools, and writing emergency contact and counsel numbers on your arm. On the right is β€œBe Like Water,” the motto of the 2019 Hong Kong protests, and the text β€œBEWARE THE BAIT” with images of a palette of bricks and a masked man holding a crowbar toward a protestor with a sign, β€œPsst, free crowbar?” encouraging the reader not to engage with traps and undercover agents.

A spread from one page zine printout featuring the hazards of protest opposition, including tear gas, rubber bullets, and LRAD sound cannons and flash bangs. Caution tape images accompany the text explaining the dangers of each, how to flush out eyes that have been maced/etc, and how to extinguish a gas canister with a traffic cone.

A spread from one page zine printout featuring the hazards of protest opposition, including tear gas, rubber bullets, and LRAD sound cannons and flash bangs. Caution tape images accompany the text explaining the dangers of each, how to flush out eyes that have been maced/etc, and how to extinguish a gas canister with a traffic cone.

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out πŸ‘€βš–οΈ

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

12.06.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7302    πŸ” 5191    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 153
A Borg cube is pictured in space. Just sitting there. I don't think it's at warp because the stars aren't long lines, just spots. Closed caption reads, "It's been a long week."

A Borg cube is pictured in space. Just sitting there. I don't think it's at warp because the stars aren't long lines, just spots. Closed caption reads, "It's been a long week."

10.06.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 912    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10

We just want to live and be happy πŸ’–

08.06.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you can just not use AI, right?

You can make a choice not to be part of this.

Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it.

You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.

06.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3689    πŸ” 1221    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61
Deep Space Nine scene. Jadzia Dax and Dr. Bashir are in their blue uniforms sitting in the operations center. Bashir is gazing lovingly at Dax. Dax is looking at something else entirely not named Bashir. Closed caption reads, "Men are far too emotional to be leaders."

Deep Space Nine scene. Jadzia Dax and Dr. Bashir are in their blue uniforms sitting in the operations center. Bashir is gazing lovingly at Dax. Dax is looking at something else entirely not named Bashir. Closed caption reads, "Men are far too emotional to be leaders."

06.06.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2478    πŸ” 671    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 44
Duck with radioactive devils egg

Duck with radioactive devils egg

01.06.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. β˜ΊοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’–

14.06.2024 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 44192    πŸ” 17268    πŸ’¬ 1332    πŸ“Œ 758
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a  planet with large industrial buildings in the background at night. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.

Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a planet with large industrial buildings in the background at night. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.

02.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1174    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8
Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.

Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

#art #illustration

15.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5117    πŸ” 2356    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
Star Trek The Original Series scene. A Gorn (a gorn!) is standing in the dessert trying to look menacing. I saw trying because it's a 1960's show with a small budget. Sort of looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle from that movie in the 90s about adolescent mutant turtles but without the turtle shell and weapons and instead it's wearing a gold and ruby leotard. Face kind of looks like a komono dragon. Closed caption reads: [GRUNTS]

Star Trek The Original Series scene. A Gorn (a gorn!) is standing in the dessert trying to look menacing. I saw trying because it's a 1960's show with a small budget. Sort of looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle from that movie in the 90s about adolescent mutant turtles but without the turtle shell and weapons and instead it's wearing a gold and ruby leotard. Face kind of looks like a komono dragon. Closed caption reads: [GRUNTS]

31.05.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1067    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 29
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Star Trek The Animated series scene. 80s style cartoon here, not Pixar. Dr. McCoy, or 'Bones' as he is known amongst friendlies, is sitting at a conference type table, leaning forward and emphatically saying something. Closed caption reads,"INCREASING TIREDNESS, STEADILY DECREASING EFFICIENCY"

Star Trek The Animated series scene. 80s style cartoon here, not Pixar. Dr. McCoy, or 'Bones' as he is known amongst friendlies, is sitting at a conference type table, leaning forward and emphatically saying something. Closed caption reads,"INCREASING TIREDNESS, STEADILY DECREASING EFFICIENCY"

30.05.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1056    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 33
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29.05.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
Cat staring intently

Cat staring intently

At Shrek

At Shrek

28.05.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pride is next week

pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.

do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.

26.05.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12502    πŸ” 6809    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 45

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