Ichaukan Shostakovich

I was tired of hearing this End Times™ shit back in the 90s even before 9/11 was allowed to happen, and ever since then it's become clear that the pedophile death cult is so psychotically selfish that they truly believe they deserve to wreak Armageddon upon the world just because they can.

Narco Rubio is sweating again. He must be fiendin' a bump of that good 'ol booger sugar.

Started a small betting pool with some of my coworkers today on how long it will take the "I voted for the pedophile felon traitor because I just couldn't handle four more years of Biden" normies to start bitching about fuel prices. I give it about two weeks.

So since the Pedophile Defense Force has a larger budget than USMC now, we're sending them in first, right?

You ain't fooling any of us, Stinky.

But are the Burj Khalifa poop trucks still running on time? Everybody knows that's the only true metric by which the health of Dubai can be measured.

Been saying this since before 9/11 was allowed to happen.

That would actually be hilarious knowing how much they donated to the campaign.

Corporate fascists and Zionist death cultists that have spent the last 40+ years high on their own supply.

It's not that they actually love America, it's that they dutifully regurgitate the proper slogans claiming that they Love America™.

My lazy idea was something like "anti woke" supplements. In reality it's nothing but a 50/50 blend of rice flour and psyllium and I reckon the laxative effect would be enough to sell it, especially to "carnivore diet" adherents.

We're rapidly approaching Two Bengazis. Surely this will shake the Talibangelists from their state of corporate fascist hypnosis!

Manufacturing consent to throw Bibi under the bus? It's more likely than you think!

Social media is hard!

Was telling my coworkers today that I had been keeping my tank half full for the last year and a half, and now that's going to be 3/4 full now. I already know which ones get it and which ones don't, it's just fun to see their reactions.

Nice to know our illegitimate "supreme" court still has its Talibangelist priorities front and foremost as a felon traitor pedophile clumsily lies us into yet another illegal for-profit war in the Middle East.

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I'm honestly a bit blown away that KKKlannity hasn't yet suffered the same fate as Roger Ailes or Bill'o. He's always looked like a chomo Jay Leno for as long as I can remember.

I feel that energy 100% and I have a feeling that this summer in Kapitalist Amerikkka is going to make 2020 look like a lovely picnic in the park.

Strap the fuck in, folks. It's gonna be a wild ride.

Wonder how many white trashionalist NPCs showed up to mindlessly listen to that parasite while rocking "Kill your local pedophile" bumper stickers on their pavement princesses.

My school was in one of those West Whitetrashistan poor towns that worshiped St Raygun because "deregulation" was their favorite thought-cancelling trigger word, so we didn't have anything fancy like that.

The perfect encapsulation of why I can never take American "conservatives" seriously. They don't stand for conservative principles, they're nothing but obligate contrarians.

I was in 1st grade during Iraq 1.0 and I remember we all had these "I support our troops" buttons that were allegedly to raise money or something. I also somewhat remember our counselor giving a little speech about how "It's not I Support Wat or I Support Fighting". How little has changed.

I can’t help but wonder why @bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app and @safety.bsky.app allow users to post hateful Nazi ideation and rhetoric here.

Isn’t that why users left Twitter?

I graduated high school just a few months after 9/11 was allowed to happen. Hunter was absolutely spot on correct.

That's some hard-hitting "journalism" there.

If I were ever well off enough to travel to Dubai, it would not even be in the top 100 of places I'd consider visiting even if we weren't in the process of starting yet another illegal for-profit war in the Middle East.

Micro$lop

Back on the day we all called it Micro$haft. I bet you can still get away with Micro$lop.

I'm guessing one of Enlon's little Shitler Youth pudbois using Grok since we're required to be the most unserious regime of the last 25 years.