Alora

If Im on my deathbed and you come at me with that ‘you can go now’ bs Im living another 10 years out of spite

Now you the one who tried to push meemaw into the light before her time

Its likely been done so the show actress doesnt get the level of hate (and death threats for her family) as the game actress did

Im feeling as though his name is Cuthbert

I think Boo is trying to bewitch me 🤨

Just spoke to someone who thought 6 million was the *total* deaths from WW2, not the number of Jewish people murdered in the Holocaust

What are they teaching you in America??

This made me have to make one (or two) 😍

10 days

10 days is all it took to announce concentration camps

Trump needs to remember what happened to Hitler

Id say he needs to remember the 6M Jewish people murdered but he wouldn’t care about them

Trying to eat something while its still too hot has me sounding like Nosferatu

Just send him this immediately after

Show the dog getting their food tax

Its always that one perfect ringlet amongst muddled waves, straightish bits and frizz 😭

This is like that dog that found a pie in a bush and now every walk they must closely inspect the pie bush

The Forest is a 👌🏼 game for this if you want a rec

If its sweet pineapple I love it, but tangy pineapple isnt for me. So its a risky order cause you wont know till you know

The only AI I ever liked the sound of was the enemy studying you over time and learning your patterns etc in survival games

Why do washing machines lie about how long is left??

What is the reason

Still thinking about that person who
A - Had never heard Uptown Girl before
And
B - Was afraid of it

He looks like hes got about 2 weeks till a blood clot gets him promoted to the next world

People on the place that cant be named are really posting things like ‘I kinda want Greenland ngl’

I bet they couldnt even point out Greenland on a map if it wasnt labelled

Harry is prepared 🫡

I read old as cold and I think being cold should also be a get out of anything card

Only 3,652,400,000,000 sleeps

Do you ever type a word you ALWAYS misspell but shockingly no red squiggle appears so you have to google it to check if a miracle has occurred or if spellcheck has finally given up on you?

I think its diabolical that taking your meds, showering daily, drinking less alcohol and keeping a reasonably tidy living space DOES actually improve your mental state

Absolutely shocking news

My cat is upset with me because I moved her from my bed to the floor when she was about to throw up which is in clear violation of the geneva convention

You ever just have days where you and your cat are like clearly getting on each others nerves?

The vibes are completely off today 🤣😭

Its just me and my 2 hours of sleep, constant migraine, slightly mean cat and this cool rock* I found against the world

*The cool rock is for lobbing at annoying people

Does anyone elses cat just see a pair of ankles walking around unattacked and think absolutely the fuck not?

We’ve gotta stop letting morning people have such power