A very bad plant.

Acceptable.

Overheard in the lobby of my building:

[woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.”

[person on speakerphone] “NICE.”

I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”

If only someone wanted a supreme spider plant wrangler and perfume aficionado in the same person. 🥲

I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.

EU chief unveils €800bn plan to ‘rearm’ Europe ‘We are ready to step up’ says Ursula von der Leyen after US suspends military aid to Ukraine

This is officially the start of a new world order. US hegemony is in its final moments

I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron

Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.

Ever thought Starship was too good to be true? Yeah...

open.substack.com/pub/planetea...

Wrong. The USA is clearly the reincarnation of Pangea. Antarctica doesn’t exist; it’s a mass delusion.

The cognitive dissonance squeezes the brain too badly.

Nemer, who says she voted for Trump in November, is calling on him to remove the video and issue a "reconciliatory statement."

Me: “k.”

Faye Nemer, CEO and Founder of the MENA (Middle East and North Africa) American Chamber of Commerce in Dearborn, Michigan, called the video "offensive and counterproductive to peace talks" in a statement to NPR.

Trump's social media video garners pushback from Arabs and Muslims in U.S. and Gaza In a seemingly AI-generated video that the president posted on social media, images of destruction due to the war in Gaza are transformed into a glitzy resort called "TRUMP GAZA."

www.npr.org/2025/02/26/n...

All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww….

Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack.

images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...

Oh yeaaahhhhh…. That was a big fall from grace. But she started having some really “off” takes for a while before she got outed.

I wish they would, but their followers are absolutely feral.

Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice.

Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.

To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.

“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.”

(Quote credit to Dror Poleg)

Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t.

(This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).

Madeline Pendleton has the emotional sensitivity of a chore boy scrubber left on the floor of an urban outfitters dressing room.

Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.

Be one of the yapping white woman mouthpieces whose narcissism helped gain public support for a US takeover of Gaza.

Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.

Other than be a tankie who peddles in propaganda and misinformation…?

Id probably be good at it. Following the whims of capitalism and all.

Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”

Oh it’s bad bad bad bad bad.

Oh just read about what Josh Duggar got arrested for. I mean… or don’t. Probably best not to.

Hahaha, if 4-Chan is the most vile site you’ve been to, you’re living a good life. There are some dark web boards that literally make me lose all faith in humanity. At least 4-Chan has a strict no 👶 pr0n policy. And yes, elite level trolling. We should take notes. Game sees game.