alternate ending

Bet you’re talking about HDR - you can turn that off I believe

(Expanded color pallette but it’s a separate piece of information added to the pic, so that people can still see the pic without having HDR. That’s why you see it change)

99% chance the next thing she writes has the word “Bonfire” in the title

I myself am not

how many times is Rowling going to write these numbnuts fantasies about famous actors begging her to pretend they were always in her super cool transphobe club? They’re not on her side now

Excellent hair, just have to say

been working in showbiz a long time, and one thing about it never changes: The nonzero chance a millionaire can see you pouring that bag of Smartfood directly into your mouth

I keep laughing at “SCOOP” and “EXCLUSIVE!” for some shit the paper’s owner thinks. Did Hearst do that

BREAKING: Sheinhardt Wig Company makes surprise bid for Warner Brothers

Ooooh thank you. This will be a fun thing to surprise my guy with

all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less

I like the way Hollywood sets an example for mutual aid, passing the same $20 billion back and forth

Ironic that this will lead to sold-out screenings all the time

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YouTube video by Marvin Hamlisch - Topic Ride To Atlantis

Favorite track

hell yeah

wow how’d you get this exclusive????

The COLD PREY sequel isn’t by him but it’s great if you haven’t seen it

Existentially bad news for movies here folks

No that’s correct, it existed all along and would get screened here and there. (Don’t know if it’s changed for this year but don’t think so.) Really the project was getting the rights back

these are known as “metajokes,” they’re like jokes but shittier and pointless

A rich history indeed

Gladys, this Metamarriage has been incredible, but I just got word that they’re shutting down th… Gladys? GLADYS?! WAKE UP

ah fuck I just put a down payment on a Metahouse

This makeup covers a multitude of sins!

"Ooh, murder?"

No, not... it– what the hell, Steve.

i hope what studio heads takeaway from Heated Rivalry is that a lot of people really want to see hot gay men going at it not hot gay men giving a shy lil kiss eight episodes later.

Aw man

All done! Only three deaths

seriously lol

People SUBSCRIBE Halle Berry Draws Gasps for Saying Gavin Newsom Is 'Devaluing' Women and 'Shouldn't Be Our Next President' Moments Before He Comes on Stage The actress made the comments at 'The New York Times' DealBook Summit on Wednesday, Dec. 3 By Becca Longmire Published on December 4, 2025 10:17AM EST

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

Kinda helping with a studio shoot that, in the leadup, is such a chaotic mess I just stepped out for a smoke and imagined shooting into the sky and flying far away. Wouldn’t that be nice

I’m just supposed to be the bitch who hits “Record,” why am I involved lol