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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd

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Sheesh and they’re the ones who actually own it

03.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

!!! I thought they were doing that for Star Trek. What a rip, if they’re only going to share one version it ought to be the original. At least the Blu-ray set lets you choose

03.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hear me out: a Bride of Frankenstein / Scream 3 double feature: Studio horror sequels that were forcibly made to lean more into slapstick comedy than their predecessors due to a cultural shift in how media is permitted to portray violence (Bride=Hays Code, Scream 3=Columbine)

03.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah, it’s easy to point out how this is weaker at what SCREAM was doing but I have to admit I like what it is. That it gets into condemning sexual exploitation of Hollywood actors like its own exec producer was doing, I can’t figure. I should listen to the commentary track some time

03.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m also a sucker for this kind of movies about movies, with its jokey narrative halls of mirrors where Carrie Fisher plays “the one who didn’t sleep with George Lucas” and Jenny McCarthy is an actor complaining about things also true of her own role

03.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I like the smooth Panavision style of a Wes Craven movie where he’s not very interested. CURSED also looks fabulous, except it’s too terrible to sit through just for that

03.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no, seen it before. It is pretty fascinating where it goes for the seamy side of Hollywood with its producer’s blessing

03.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SCREAM 3 I didn’t see for a long time after it came out, and of course like any horror gay it’s at least ten times since but for a serial rewatcher of everything it still seems fresh and, despite being spat out as an obligation, pretty fun. Although as a fan of Jay and Silent Bob, awful cameo scene

03.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like it in all honesty, but that includes liking things such as the smooth, well-franed visual style of a Wes Craven movie where he wasn’t interested

03.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I don’t hate it! But I can’t unlearn how grudgingly it was made haha

03.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it was around during one of those times I was staying with relatives who had a Pay-per-View unscrambler, I remember the pan & scan version very well

03.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we’re skipping 2 because my guy is gracious and I myself have seen SCREAM 2 many times for some reason, I wasn’t really trying to. He’ll watch it later

03.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

now watching SCREAM 3 *check-cashing sound*

03.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1

Or did you mean SNL

03.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On a stage is one thing, I haven’t done that since I was a kid but think I still could. To a captive audience on a train, yeah that takes more nerve and/or youth lol

03.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

idk, his life has been too depressing for me to keep up with

03.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you know those ashamed dog videos

03.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SeaWorld’s promo tie-in department remains undefeated lol. Amazing

03.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

live look at my brain

03.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Au contraire, his attempt to seduce me into getting the codes was a miserable failure

03.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

definitely a thing you do when your “actor” is getting booked

03.03.2026 00:31 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thinking back on the most undignified things I’ve ever done and nah this still beats them

03.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“See, didn’t it feel GOOD to—“

“Body I am telling you to shut up, we did what you wanted, shut up”

02.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are none I hate, but after really liking 5 a lot I found 6 lesser. My man thinks it was a big improvement, we ought to stage a debate some time

02.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love how there “should” be one more scene that’s different uncut, but was retained as-is for the R because Craven lied to them about only doing one take so as not to upset Drew Barrymore. (IRL they did multiple times and she was fine with it.)

He hated those people lol

02.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway I have long since edited those bits into the better-looking Blu-ray edition for our home viewing, and had it ready to go last night

02.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

don’t know what the source is for the digital bootleg someone handed me once but doubt it’s the U.S. laserdisc, the one and only release I know of that was both uncut and widescreen. Apparently some DVD release, somewhere (not here), did it once. Or maybe laserdiscs just look better than I remember

02.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m pretty sure the director’s cut of SCREAM (on 35mm film anyway) was lost in the same incident that seems to have destroyed most of the Weinsteins’ 1990s-era trailers

But I refuse to let the MPAA have the last laugh, we watch it uncut every time 🥰

02.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Chances seem high you only posted this so you could talk about the replies back on X. No thanks

02.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0