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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. "Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd

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one of the hard workplace truths they don’t tell you about is that you might get along with your coworkers, but when it gets down to brass tacks you might as well ask for restaurant recommendations from any stranger on the street

12.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I know this one’s got to be good because I have seen amazing spoiler discipline

12.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ye gods, never heard about that. Must have torn the guy up that there are only two versions of the movie

12.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be clear I think that was a time when the movies supported some talented oddballs in a way they don’t quite now, and I miss a lot about that. But the most enduring image from the SHINING behind the scenes film for me, in that rare glimpse behind the curtain, is Duvall rolling her eyes lol

12.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOPE

12.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The grueling shoot, and Kubrick being unfriendly as a trick to make her acting better, got warped into him “making her cry” and basically owning the performance, which wasn’t really acting on her part. Absurd

12.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My pet theory is that it’s mostly from the abusive genius director being a thing people liked as a filmmaking myth, because people are gross, so distorted stories of what this shoot was like would get rolled up with things William Friedkin actually did as one would thoughtfully ask “is it worth it?”

12.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A 2019 quote tweet of Bryan Fuller saying “THE SHINING IS SHELLEY DUVALL’S MOVIE” with a still of her smoking and smiling. I’ve added: “One of the most underappreciated great performances in the cinema”

A 2019 quote tweet of Bryan Fuller saying “THE SHINING IS SHELLEY DUVALL’S MOVIE” with a still of her smoking and smiling. I’ve added: “One of the most underappreciated great performances in the cinema”

said it before and I’ll say it again

11.07.2024 15:40 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 3

You know I forgot that was an adaptation. So curious about whether the movie continued or added the disorienting wide-angle feeling of it all

11.08.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oho!

11.08.2025 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know why everyone is watching SECONDS right now, but hell yeah

11.08.2025 23:44 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente:

I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me.
11:38 AM • 8/11/25 • 2M Views

tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente: I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me. 11:38 AM • 8/11/25 • 2M Views

heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters

11.08.2025 22:51 — 👍 2675    🔁 273    💬 57    📌 72

*you haven’t seen CATWOMAN? Wow ok

11.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of, I mean once you’ve seen CATWOMAN* “Sharon Stone plays the villain!” isn’t an instant see anymore. But if she feels good about this one, hey

11.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah damn, now I want to see NOBODY 2

11.08.2025 22:40 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hope he does find out why there are laws about this, though, in his last few moments. I don’t see a construction project that starts like this going well

11.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
11.08.2025 21:54 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
it’s kim davis hooting while huckabee stands by looking at her like his trying to figure out if he can pluck out a piece of food stuck in her teeth or something

it’s kim davis hooting while huckabee stands by looking at her like his trying to figure out if he can pluck out a piece of food stuck in her teeth or something

it’s a bad painting of the previous photo, except huck has big bug eyes and davis looks slightly more like a toad

it’s a bad painting of the previous photo, except huck has big bug eyes and davis looks slightly more like a toad

here’s a painting i did of these two disgusting monsters 10 fuckin years ago

11.08.2025 19:16 — 👍 336    🔁 58    💬 12    📌 3

Never--never--underestimate major dem leaders to provide the stupidest possible answer to being set on fire

11.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 18    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot from the Washington Post

26 minutes ago
D.C. mayor and police chief frame takeover as potential 'opportunity'
By Katie Mettler
At their joint news conference Monday afternoon, Washington's mayor and police chief framed the federal takeover of the D.C. police department as a potential "opportunity."
"The fact that we have more law enforcement presence in neighborhoods ….. you know, that may be positive," Mayor Muriel E. Bowser (D) said.

A screenshot from the Washington Post 26 minutes ago D.C. mayor and police chief frame takeover as potential 'opportunity' By Katie Mettler At their joint news conference Monday afternoon, Washington's mayor and police chief framed the federal takeover of the D.C. police department as a potential "opportunity." "The fact that we have more law enforcement presence in neighborhoods ….. you know, that may be positive," Mayor Muriel E. Bowser (D) said.

*clears throat*
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

11.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 58    🔁 9    💬 6    📌 5

oh always! No bandages but it’s still a great one

11.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

11.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 3990    🔁 1043    💬 65    📌 42

trump hinging everything on crime fearmonger is crazy since crime is nationally at it’s lowest rate in about 100 years, it’s kind of amazing there’s essentially zero political downsides to blatantly lying anymore

11.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 3121    🔁 420    💬 55    📌 24

Oh you’re right of course, I’m always mixing the faces up. (Guess my brain needed a new constant low-grade embarrassment after I stopped putting a “d” in “refrigerator”)

11.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

huh. Wild dog, right? The kind that hunts in packs while sounding like really big squeaky toys?

11.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh nooooo, sorry

11.08.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok well that’s us, how about you. Are you supposed to care about this and perhaps do something about it, or are you supposed to just not forget Epstein

11.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you need to remove way too much context for that to make any sense

11.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wish I shared that guy’s skepticism that Dems don’t try to squash primary candidates who are too left for their tastes. It’s almost Jeffries’ second job, and Nancy Pelosi has ignored her own “protect incumbents” policy when it’d be protecting the leftmost candidate

11.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do not leave your location sir, we’re piling into the Gaymobile right now. You will be seeing…that…movie

11.08.2025 18:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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