A small articulated snowplow

I’ve always wanted to drive the little sidewalk snow plows. Cozied up in that little warm cabin on dark snowy mornings, podcast cranked up, clearing a path for children and the elderly. Heck yeah.

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Anti-heist alert, @stillwellgray.ca

Agreed - I think the shoes are like one notch above bowling shoes.

saw a video of myself moving around. What the hell

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning

Noooo, my weathered visage must be left as is!

It’s almost alarming at how viscerally I recoiled at this.

what the hell is anyone fucking talking about

CHECK OUT "LOBBYISTS" IF YOU THINK IM WRONG,,,, ANY WAY A SKELTEN RIDE'S A ANIMAL AND SAYS "NO MONEY FOR POLITICANS, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, THERE NEVER GOING TO DO WHAT WE WANT, IF I WANTED TO PAY SOMEONE TO LIE TO ME I WOULD GO BACK TO THE PSYCHIC WHO TOLD ME I SHOULD SETOP EATING DOG FOOD, IT TASTES FINE AND YA DONT HAVE TO COOK IT, MOTHER FUCKER " - BESIDES YOU ALREADY PAY FOR THESE SLIMEY PEACES OF SHIT ITS CALLED "TAXES" ,EVERY ONE OF EM GETS A SALARY AND HEALTHCARE, AND THEY GET IT OFF YOUR BACK WHILE THEY CAREFULLY EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW THEY CANT JUST DO GOOD THINGS FOR PEOPLE BECAUSE OF PROCEDURE, BUT ITS ALWAYS VERY EASY TO FUND JACKBOOTED SECRET POLICE AND DOMESTIC CONTROL SOLDIER'S, ITS ALWAYS EASY TO FUND THE WAR, ITS ALWAYS EASY TO VOTE DOWN SUBSIDIES FOR US, ITS ALWAYS EASY TO KEEP WAGE'S LOW AND COST'S HIGH, AND THE WHOLE TIME THERE ON A SPECIAL ISLAND WHERE THEY DO UNSPEAKABLE ACT'S TO US AND OUR CHILDREN , STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE ONLY SOLUTION IS [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] MAYBE WE COULD EVEN [CAN'T SAY HERE] - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DEFUND ALL POLITICANS AND COPS - dashare.zone ADMIN

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I love Christopher Guest movies and by their design they were always only as good as the comedic actors involved and it’s one of the absolute purest ways to see just how much people like Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard brought to the job. It sucks to lose them but it’s also just magic to see them

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/11/01/809C0C4C-DD74-4660-A1D0-98EF53422F88/IMG_4241.mov

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

randy moss looking like if cruella de vil was cool as hell

i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life

I was curious what Blade Runner looks like in black and white.

Pretty good actually. Without a full colour palette, the way Sean Young is backlit comes out very vividly. Obviously reinforces the film noir mood.

Stilgar crouching in front of the Fedaykin. The Atreides flag has been replaced with the flag of Greenland.

What compelled you to smell it? Brave choice.

Looks great! The 2d couch on the right really sells it. I'm sure it'll be a success like everything else Weiss touches.

sundays are the perineum of the week

This post did remind me to go cancel my Prime account that I had re-upped for the holidays.

How to (still) be a climate optimist 2025 was a year defined by climate policy retreats in North America — and climate technology expansion in the rest of the world. Good news: Nothing stops this train.

Climate advocates lost some political battles in North America last year, but technology and economics are winning the war everywhere else.

2026 will make the inevitability of the energy transition even more difficult to ignore.

www.nationalobserver.com/2025/01/02/o...

Will read books and listen to ambient music as much as possible tomorrow...

Three vinyl records arranged on a table: Abul Mogard - Quiet Pieces; Aris Kindt - Now Claims My Timid Heart; Emily A. Sprague - Cloud Time

Picked up three of my favourite 2025 records at Audiopile's boxing day sale (along with a few others): Abul Mogard - Quiet Pieces; Aris Kindt - Now Claims My Timid Heart; Emily A. Sprague - Cloud Time.

E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Ahh, well in that case let me know if you find one!

Yeah, annoying. $6/m doesnt seem like much to dramatically improve the UX and support the CBC. And they have a surprising amount of stuff on there. I think they could do a better job promoting it.