Dr. M the Science Femme

I’m gonna be in #Instagram Jail for the rest of the month, huh

I’m officially *too* science-pilled because I just got a “So, we should hang out [at your place] soon, don’t you think…?” text and my immediate thought was,

“Short-term mating strategy 😒”

One of the coolest photoshoots I’ve ever done. Here’s a preview of the *49 photo set* ‼️‼️ now up on my Patreon! 👩‍🎨

Viewer beware of Lovecraftian horror and a jump scare or two 😜

First time working with @vaskuka.photo & @janakazimir with photo assist (and real estate 😛) by @karina.inmob

Maybe if I tell my mom that every time she calls, I stress eat— you know, put it in fatphobic terms she’ll understand— she’ll finally leave me alone

Please NEVER rely on AI search result summaries.

PLEASE
…

That is the temperature on the surface of the
S U N

It’s been a while since we visited with the ✨ Fashion ✨portion of my bio.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏’𝒔 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

The upshot: take a leaf from their book; this is a good reminder that wasting the time of the controlling group is also a worthy investment in resistance

Redirect your energy accordingly

If you see a “fellow leftist” picking apart your words:

I think bots&paid instigators are trying to waste our time & divide us….

And then she pulls the FOINNNNEST men. Legolas 🏹 / Will Turner 🏴‍☠️, and now the most progressive leader North America has ever seen??? The one who makes liberal chicks ovulate when he speaks about equity???

This one’s for the millennial girls. Everyone else can skip ⚠️

I find the Justin Trudeau x Katy Perry thing so hilarious because she’s America’s most cringe A-lister (can’t remember the last time she DIDN’T miss. She’s ALL misses) …

dk why people *ever* need to resort to fiction for the sake of comedy because LIFE IS JUST

TOOOOO

ABSURD

ALL ON IT’S OWNNNN

The only person from my high school with more Instagram followers than me RUNS AN AI-ENHANCED IDF SOLDIER ZIONIST FET*SH ACCOUNT and this CANNNOTTTTTTTT
STANDDDDD

#HouseHusband is basically reparations

Help: We need a name for the new genre of influencer that equates to the role & status philosophers used to hold in society

Life tips:

Cook with a vessel that’s bigger than you think you need it to be (less mess)

Eat out of a vessel that’s smaller than you think you need it to be (portion control)

And then they each HANG OUT togetheR?!
A bunch of KNOWN ABUSER predators & their complicit prey

WHATTTTTTT is it about Brooklyn that makes all the most toxic, hypocritical, morally TWISTED, performative “leftists” decide they should all be COMMUNITY LEADERS

???????

PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE, QUEENS

You’re just RE-ENACTING predatory PATRIARCHY in a PURPLE LEATHER MONOKINI

PSA: the goal of communication is to create SHARED UNDERSTANDING.

If you expect someone’s communication to be PERFORMATIVE, you’re an a**hole.

If you expect someone’s communication to be UNREALISTICALLY FLAWLESS, you’re [probably] abusive.

If you’ve been struggling with figuring out what you want to do with your life.. my advice is to look at the thing you’ve been doing your whole life
The verbs:
Connecting?
Helping?
Observing?
Organizing?
Mediating?
Translating?
Making?
Lean all the way into that&see if it can contribute to society

Intersectionality is so AHEIWOEKEOSHASFK because what do you MEAN I need to make a video about dog training in <60 seconds & don’t have time to mention PATRIARCHY, DOMINATION, and also VIOLATION OF CONSENT BOUNDARIES AS A WHOLE CULTURAL ETHOS

YouTube video by Pod Save America Roxane Gay and Alex Wagner Debate Trump and Civility In 2025

Professor Roxane Gay, PhD, HITSSSSSSSS in this interview, summarizing basically all my thoughts about “violence as a last resort,” and “incivility” in response to oppression.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYtA...

I feel like I need to construct a Museum of Male Fragility.

The exhibits are overcrowding my screenshots folder 😣

I have moved on from “Fuck the Patriarchy” and ascended to “Bring on the Matriarchy”

source: skepticalinquirer.org/2025…

This is the only #educationaluse of a meme format that hasn't made me want to pluck out my eyeballs

El hijito malo

Almost 32 years old no kids but I just had to teach my dog “lying is bad”

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