“I dont agree with their lifestyle”
Mfer you smoke, drink and cheat on your wife weekly please be so serious!!
And you dig in your ass!
“I dont agree with their lifestyle”
Mfer you smoke, drink and cheat on your wife weekly please be so serious!!
And you dig in your ass!
Lmaooo you right
08.03.2026 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Zyrtec/Astepro combo is magical. Hallelu!!
08.03.2026 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning 😁
08.03.2026 12:04 — 👍 168 🔁 54 💬 15 📌 24Up, @8am on a Sunday making greens. Am I my mother???
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GEORGE RUSSELL WINS IN MELBOURNE! 🏆👏
An incredibly strong drive from the Mercedes driver to lead home a 1-2 for the team 🤩
#F1 #AusGP
For the first time this season... it's RACE DAY!!! 👊🇦🇺
#F1 #AusGP
A true recession indicator.
I thought the dollar tree prices only went up by a quarter. 🤨🤨
This spring/summer I would like to:
- makeout in a bar
- makeout at a party
- get my butt touched with consent
- swim in as many bodies of water I can
- galavant
- shenanigan
- frolic
- various things I will not say right now
I know spaghetti is Italian but hating spaghetti is anti-black. I don’t make the rules.
06.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 143 🔁 67 💬 8 📌 5No Scrubs!
06.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is a damn shame!
06.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2That simply strawberry is something special.
06.03.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I aspire, truly.
02.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love all the parts of yourself right now
02.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 16 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1
I swear I’m trying!
02.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One can dream….
01.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
New reads! I’m very excited about these.
01.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning beautiful black folks ❤️
01.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1United States of Israel.
01.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk who I pissed off, but please release the shackles of congestion off me!!!!! Feeling sickly 3 weeks str8 is for the birds
26.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The guy on Ari’s Horoscope not being able to say compatible gets me weak every time I hear it 🤣🤣
26.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn, this is a perfect description
25.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Meet The Grahams is like if the Red Wedding was a rap song.
I feel the same sense of foreboding & dread.
S.O.S. Band, 1980:
24.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 51 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 0A word.
24.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
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