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My gf gave me this cutieeee Charlie Brown skillet for xmas and finally made pancakes 🤩

Ah yes, just another normal Sunday.

Imagine telling folks you were in the Olympics opening ceremony:

“Oh yeah, I was the green Sistine Chapel”

That conch placement is also weird

traipsing around my new neighborhood which is also my old neighborhood

Photo of cat on bed and paw prints left behind on comforter

Drawing of cat looking like a creature

The creature vs the art

Drawing of emotional bear dog with text: “if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention”

If you’re not angry you’re not paying attention. ABOLISH ICE.

Humans are so silly relying on clairvoyant rodents

I actually do not want to see another another Cinderella story… unless it’s gay #bridgerton

I can’t believe I found out about Catherine O’Hara’s death via discord. RIP.

So unnecessary

my gf and I laugh about it all the time but up until maybe a few weeks ago I thought "catching strays" meant adopting animals, strays…

It Takes Two video game but with a polyamory focus: It actually Takes Three

I wonder what FKA twigs was known as before… branches? roots?

she legally has to that in her bio for legal reasons obv. blocked!!

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

I yearn for a black and white cookie

Home for the holidays means choosing your battles when it comes to misgendering and chatgpt

Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom Talk about a trashed panda.

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

I’m so serious do not ask me the date of anything between now and maybe 2026

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

Austin got a lil less weird and Atlanta just got a lil hotter

AI suggesting to summarize a page or email is so humiliating. I hope people are feeling humiliated.

I really do love discovering new music before anyone else like yes, I will hype this artist up you’re in good hands

a doodle of tuxedo cat

the tail of the tuxedo cat is now a hand showing a thumbs up

👍

I’m gonna be hater…but I do not like these photocopy tats

Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul

Hellkitty 👹

Nobody wants this s2 is so hilarious I really cannot recommend this show enough

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority