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07.09.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@spazmaniandevil.bsky.social
Cat daddy. Teleworking bureaucratic cog. Nerdy writer. Committed metalhead. Husband of a husband.
Game time!
07.09.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Mr. President,
The "roving mobs of violent youth" are called The Foot Clan. We've already got the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on that, no need for the National Guard.
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24.04.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ROTFLMAO!!!!! π€£
05.04.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, Hillary Clinton was right about Trumps Russia connection and people voted for Trump saying she lied. Then Kamala Harris was right about Trump tariff income taxes and America voted for Trump because they didnβt trust her. Sounds like America needs to listen to women.
03.04.2025 14:18 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Deviled quail eggs (bananafish for scale). π
16.03.2025 08:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm getting a little tired of hearing about illegal immigrants from an immigrant who's behaving illegally.
11.03.2025 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Gulf was named after the Mexica, aka the Aztecs, who lived along its western coast when it was first "discovered" by Europeans. In their native language of Nahuatl it was called Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl.
I think "Gulf of Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl" has a nice ring to it.
Thank you for raising me how to think critically, Mom, and to remember to be generous to everyone, even to myself. 6/6
15.02.2025 03:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Besides, I needed the warmth more at the moment than she did, and she would want me to have it. So I raised the cup as a cheers to her and drank it all myself. 5/6
15.02.2025 03:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then I remembered that Mom hated black coffee and unless I was willing to put a spoonful of sugar and a bucket full of cream into mine, she wouldn't want any of it. 4/6
15.02.2025 03:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course I wouldn't pour the whole cup out cuz it was freezing outside and I wanted to drink it but at least I could spare a splash as a symbol of solidarity. 3/6
15.02.2025 03:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As I stood there over their headstones holding my coffee, I thought, "Should I 'pour one out' for my mom?" Laurie was never much of a coffee drinker but Mom had it every morning. 2/6
15.02.2025 03:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On Wednesday morning, I drove my husband to his dentist appointment. Our dentist's office is right next to the cemetery, so I decided I'd stop by and say hi to my mom and Auntie Laurie. It was 18Β°. 1/6
15.02.2025 03:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No matter where you go, there you are.
Unless you're here. You can't be here and there at the same time.
Of course, if you're not here and you're not there either, then you must be somewhere else.
But that's neither here nor there.
She likes to hang out under my chair while I'm working, make absolutely no sound, and lightly tickle my leg with her tail. I think she just loves to startle me.
14.01.2025 05:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happiness is a good neck and chin rub.
14.01.2025 05:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We watched the Beetlejuice sequel. It was fun. Of course we had to watch the original first because it's a masterpiece.
Now I get to have "Day-O!" Stuck in my head for another decade or more. Thanks, Tim.
It's not often that I get to say, "Beat it! Scram!" in context, but with this little guy, opportunities are plentiful.
14.01.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0May this next trip around the sun end with all of us in a better place than we've started.
01.01.2025 16:53 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The kitties got stockings too!
26.12.2024 00:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ποΈπ₯πββ¬
24.12.2024 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tex and Ollie are snuggling. Rozie is about as close to "snuggling" as she'll get.
23.12.2024 08:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I'd rather be a pig than a Fascist."
08.12.2024 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Do you want some surgery? I'm going to cut you up like a birthday cake and replace all of your organs with pianos!"
- random shit I say to my cat
Light the lamp, not the rat!
05.12.2024 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tree.
05.12.2024 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
03.12.2024 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We built a gazebo.
03.12.2024 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A box is nice, but a box with a heating pad... πΈ
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