auri

i worked at a coffeeshop in the summer of 2024 and through natural and inevitable processes it made me a coffee snob. anyway last month i had sbux cuz my old teacher keeps sending me giftcards and turns out it fucking sucks

fidel castro assassination attempt tierlist

monty python's flying circus: the original asdfmovie

tis the season

one fic peeve is when people say pupils shrink when scared. false. pupils shrink when you are coked up. pupils grow when scared

GIF of Jeremy Fragrance jumping onto a table that doesn't support his weight and wiping out.

GIF of Trent Reznor at a concert jumping onto a suspended keyboard that also does not hold his weight and similarly wiping out.

jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares
jeff bridges: hwehre am i
trent reznor and atticus ross:

if i told a third grader my favorite band has smash hits like "piggy" "eraser" "reptile" "wish" and "hurt" they would call me juvenile and say do they have a song about the colors of the rainbow too

you'd think self identified irish americans wouldn't put any stock in blood quantum but it apparently only matters when you are white

pitbull raps like he's enjoying life

does michael rosen know that we all love him and he's very special

i feel very unsafe. maybe if i slaughter everybody in the outgroup i will feel less unsafe

im glad tumblr exists so i can say the things there that would get me swatted like a cranefly here

The Wikipedia picture for Priapulida (Priapulus caudatus), the penis worm, chilling in a petri dish.

priapulida

Friends Sort Of Concerned About Hero's Eagerness To Sever Their Hand

i can see matpat making this case. see they're royals that were both sympathetic to the lower classes and were killed in a vehicular accident in known enemy territory. also look at them. and look at their names. its basically a shoe in

not an insult to 7 year olds i was 7 and thought it was hilarious

it's funny if you're like 7

new FILM THEORY pink diamond is princess diana

cumton

ohhh because it's pride month tomorrow

song of unhealing would kind of make an incredible jazz standard

gary i need comms

and dewi evans should stand under a collapsing bridge

lucy letbys defense team should be taken by the throat and turned inside out around their digestive tract

Adult Steven and Connie from Steven Universe are at a carnival. Steven just won a prize, a cow plushie, at the balloon popping dart game and is giving it to Connie as a gift.

Glow Week Day 6
Gift

Steven won a prize at the carnival game he played and gives it to Connie as a gift 🥰

#stevenuniverse #glowweek #glowweek2 #connverse #honeycrispau #conniemaheswaran

A monochrome set of drawings of a jaguar beastkin human. Xe wears a mask resembling the Tiwanaku depiction of the Staff God motif. It wears clothes indicative of the Chavín style and a Moche-style nose ornament.

Much the same as the last. In the central drawing, xe drinks from a qiru in xir right hand and holds out a loaded atlatl in xir left.

making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief

never really thought about this scene in steven universe too deeply before but god it really is just your closest friend since time immemorial casually showing you a perfect simulacrum of their mutilated corpse like "hey check this out"

now that i'm less than clueless on organic chem im gonna watch nilered fumble that étard reaction again

"would i fuck myself" yes. i am a massive catch.

cartoon network let rebecca sugar kill that teenager onscreen but a lesbian wedding was over the line