@1realsmartalex.bsky.social
Teacher, ring announcer, writer, husband, friend.
As we are witnessing a very public break-up right now, I want to remind you; you don’t have to pick a side. You can do what I’m doing and still dislike both of them!
05.06.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get both.
“I’m Tom Green and this is why WWE sucks.”
“I’m Tom Green and this is why AEW sucks.”
“I’m Tom Green and this is why WCW rules.”
Wait, they wouldn’t have to pay me to say this…
The Midwest is all of the states that touch Iowa and Iowa. PERIOD.
06.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesse Frederick, “Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV? How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please-“
The police, “Bro, we told you five times! We brought you in for questioning you about the missing milkman and paperboy! Start talking!”
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
@JohnBonhart will defend the Iowa Championship against @EndseekerLeon on 4/26 in Iowa City!
Bonhart decided the title will be defended in an IOWA CITY STREET FIGHT!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tix just $10
🎟️ wildwoodsaloon.com
Reserve your table now! #SmackDown
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
@DeonnRusman & @TheDevilDogDM will meet face to face on March 22nd when both men are at Wildwood in Iowa City...
This could get explosive!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tickets just $10
🎟️ wildwoodsaloon.com
Reserve your table before they sell out! #WWERaw
🚨 FREE CONTENT 🚨
The latest episode of SCWPro: @ Home is available now for FREE on our YouTube!
Ahead of our return to the Vibrant Arena in Moline, IL on March 8th, this episode is all about our partnership w/ QC Storm hockey! 🏒
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ybr...
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
When we return to the Vibrant Arena on March 8th following the @QuadCityStorm game, @EndseekerLeon will go 1-on-1 with @The_Shug!
This one could steal the show!
Buy a ticket to hockey and get into our event following the game for FREE! #WWERaw
There's no better price than FREE!
Join us at The @Englert Theatre in Iowa City this Thursday night for a free two-hour event as part of FREE WEEK!
🔹 6:30pm start
🔹 FREE EVENT
DON'T MISS THIS ONE! #WWERaw
Cameras caught up with @ericeznite, @AugustusDraven & @malik_champion1 following their beatdown of @The_Shug at HEARTBREAK -- a beating that Eznite repeatedly called "tough love." #AEWDynamite
13.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Seth Freakin Rollins doing a Jeff Jarrett cosplay.
Talent recognizes talent.
Can they get their tag team titles back?!
04.02.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What a great idea for a post. Come see our show Friday.
04.02.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In case you forgot, our event is on FRIDAY this week!
That's one less sleep until the hard-hitting, high-flying action of SCWPro!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tickets just $10
Don't miss the return of @FRONTMANJAH, plus see the rest of your favorites! #WWERaw
Here's our February schedule!
🔹 Friday, 2/7 - BGCC
🔹 Thursday, 2/20 - Englert Theatre in Iowa City
Don't miss either of these action-packed events! #WWERaw
Who's ready for a LADDER MATCH?!
Saturday night, @thecalvinkelly & @ckennedypro challenge @CaseyJax_Top & @ElTigreAmore for the SCWPro Tag Team Championships in a LADDER MATCH!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tickets just $10
Don't miss a single second of the hard-hitting, high-flying action!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Two of the most athletic performers in SCWPro go 1-on-1 this Saturday at Wildwood in Iowa City when Dante Leon battles Malik Champion!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tickets just $10
Don't miss this plus much, much more! #AEWDynamite
We return to Wildwood in Iowa City ONE WEEK from today! Don't miss our wild main event - a LADDER MATCH for the SCWPro Tag Team Championships!
🔹 7pm start
🔹 Tickets just $10
Tables are sold out, but general admission tickets will be available at the door!
1992
WWF Fans, "Whoa! Ric Flair wrestled for almost a whole hour?"
NWA Fans, "Yeah, like he used to do 8 times a week..."
Sounds like John Williams Star Wars stuff.
31.12.2024 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AVAILABLE FOR BOOKINGS IN 2025
-Manager, Commentator, Ring Announcer, Generally Useful
Fill-in/Weird spot shows only. Don't want any more regular commitments. Can fill a car with reliable talent. Rate based on distance travelled and what I'm doing on the show.
Old guys watching wrestling while they wait for their pizza.
“Yeah, they changed the name from WWF to WWE a few years ago.”
Me, “2002.”
“Yeah, 2022.”
“No. Twenty years before that.”
He then changed the subject to complain about the Washington NFL being the Commanders now.
A Cars movie where we meet Tow Mater’s know-it-all sister who’s whole personality is her sorority.
Alma Mater. She’s a Prius, obviously.
A white plastic Spork with a face drawn in black ink on the rounded back vaguely resembling Nicolas Cage. It hangs on a lit green plastic Christmas tree with red garland.
One of my husband's middle school students made him a Christmas ornament.
I present to you, The Nicolas Cage Spork.
This is what happens when you teach in an arts school.
@1realsmartalex.bsky.social
oj is dead
17.12.2024 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guys, oj simpson is on in the heat of the night
17.12.2024 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
With JT Energy attacking Ript Studwell with his clawed glove last Saturday, Ript has demanded an opportunity for vengeance!
On 1/4 at the BGCC...
JT Energy
vs
Ript Studwell
For the QC Cup in a Wildcat Claw on a Pole match! #AEWDynamite
You know what's better than one city?
12.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My guess would be because the wings protrude from the plate of the belt, the wings stick out whereas the Attitude Era belt also has an eagle, but they wings aren't as pronounced.
11.12.2024 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll have to check it out. I have a hard time getting into the Marvel stuff. I’ve seen a lot of the Spiderman stuff, the first Black Panther, and at least one other one, but I feel like if you didn’t read the comics and watch every single movie, it’s not for you, idk overwhelming.
09.12.2024 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
