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Pretty good, but after you eat the fist one by just biting right into it, every subsequnt one has to be eaten by biting off all the chocolate coating first then eating the gummy center on its own, peanut M&M-style.

Rollling staaaaaaaaarrrrrrt

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Term limits, anyone?

As if his polling couldn’t get worse in Minnesota, bringing up Herschel Walker certainly aint gonna turn those numbers around.

It’s certainly no Ludmilla Sunrise, but then again, what could possibly match that?

Also uh, what monstrosity did they mix with the A&W ice cream soda in background there!?! Cause I gotta admit I tried a couple ideas with that and nothing ever came out tasting good, or even edible for that matter.

Bootstraps for jackboots?

10/10 Every time I think The Onion will zig, it zags and I absolutely love them for that.

Technically, he only said he left with all the children, didn’t say anything about the nannies or even his wife...

He did say “nannies” as in plural, maybe they bring an extra one on days that daddy plans to be blackout drunk.

Also, how wild is it to have more than one nanny, with both parents, and only 4 kids. Talk about rich people shit…

“We left with all my children”

What a relief, I was worried he could have been a pedophile AND a deadbeat parent, turns out it he isn’t both…

Probably still my favorite entertainment news of 2025…

Yacht party, huh? Once a Viking, always a Viking I suppose…

I watched about 10 minutes of that show and it had to be the most bizarre, unhinged series premieres I’ve ever seen.

Stay away order huh? Welp, guess he’s gonna miss his own “rally” (read: appointment to get his ass kicked again) at the capital tomorrow. What a shame.

With every passing day, as he gets more emboldened, as the dementia sets in and he accepts there’s never consequences for him, we get closer and closer to Trump dropping the n-word on camera. We already know from the Apprentice tapes he’s intimately comfortable with using it.

Yeah, but now all these people can feel good about themselves for getting what they think are deadbeats evicted and deported rather than realizing they themselves are probably a single paycheck or medical emergency away from getting kicked out of their homes also. The lack of empathy is maddening.

Are you hoping for DLC to improve it?

Clowns acting like they got Osama Bin Laden…

I‘m also kind of astounded the sheer amount of times she interrupts the judge, who is incredibly patient through all of her antics.

But she was gonna quit, then they couldn’t find a replacement so she decided to stay and get more people out! /s
(which frankly seems really close to stating she’s working against her client/government’s interests, but that’s a different discussion)

Ain’t no video game I think is more important than the people in the video game industry being treated better.

Never has, 2018 Trump “take the guns first, go through due process second”

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Notice how she’s pulling Stephen into this, fingers crossed for brewing internal conflict.
Additionally, why does the unconfirmed “deputy chief of staff” get to give orders to a senate-confirmed member of the cabinet?

“But knows and likes many of the people there.”
Feeling is NOT mutual.

And he’ll keep on sliding right past me because despite putting almost 150 hours into The Show 25, I won’t be buying a Switch 1 version again when there’s been plenty of time for a Switch 2 port.

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No Switch 2 version!?!

“Take the guns fist, worry about due process second”-Donald Trump, 2018
“You can’t carry guns while licensed to conceal carry where it’s legal if that’s in the course of peacefully protesting against our administration’s actions”-Entire Trump Administration, 2026
Which party is it taking your guns?