aaron dances with frogs

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Someone check polymarket so we know how long her firing has been in the works

@vanessa_young56 - Dog had a raspy cough. The vet went right over him, x ray, blood tests and it was all a big mystery.Out of the blue the vet asked me to cough. I coughed... the dog coughed... I coughed... the dog coughed again.Turned out the whole family had colds and the dog was trying to fit in.

Shh… dog repeats everything

@NickJFuentes - Women shouldn't say bad words. RT if you agree. @KajEriksen · replies - nick,I'm a reporter with KLWG in Boise.I'm doing a story on men that have never pleasured a woman sexually.May I use your tweets?

RT if you’ve never seen a vagina

Post See new posts Conversation Laura Rozen @lrozen · 2h From US admin official background briefing recording listening to, seriously question if US negotiators understood what Iranians were proposing. One official keeps saying acronym for “IAEA” wrong. They seem astonished Iran would not agree to the US supplying them nuclear fuel Laura Rozen @lrozen · 2h They took as suspicious proposals that Iran saw as concessionary. Laura Rozen @lrozen · 2h Explains why Oman FM tried to come to DC to explain what US negotiators may not have fully understood Laura Rozen @lrozen Am not saying what Iran proposed would have been enough, I dont know, but it seems US negotiators did not have the expert guidance to understand it correctly

On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.

Bloody backpack of young girl killed in US-Israeli attack on Iranian elementary school.

War with Iran - a PBS News Special Report YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

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Making new martyrs

Wide angle shot of the slender crescent moon with Mercury off its top edge, over a cloud bank with buildings below

Luna trying to kiss Mercury this evening

round coin, "Not My CIRCUS" with clowns and circus graphics

round coin, "Not My" text above cartoon drawing of monkey hanging from a tree by his feet, half peeled banana in hand

Heh, a coworker recently gave me this one:

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I saw a funny video of a Spanish TV judge saying a person who speaks two languages is bilingual, a person who speaks three languages is trilingual, and a person who speaks one language is an Americano

Handing the kid his award? ... chef's kiss

They sold out to make money by the 80s and now we are here.

I realized how hard I was procrastinating on a task only after spontaneously completing my 2025 state and federal tax returns.

And now I'm here posting so... still at it! hehe

I realized how hard I was procrastinating on a task only after spontaneously completing my 2025 state and federal tax returns.

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂

OpenAI president Greg Brockman and his wife donated $25 million to MAGA Inc in 2025.

There's a push to boycott ChatGPT, that tool is now added to StopICEToday.com

This def checks out. That's always the vibe it gave off to me... intentionally a little silly almost, definitely light, 'entertaining'. It never read or felt like a serious paper.

Your behind the scenes peek confirms that intent 100%. Thanks for sharing. :)

then we agree

exactly. I'm only 48, but for literally as long as i can remember... trash rag

I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.

"God is a construct. Cute girls are real."
— Deepak Chopra

…in a March 2017 email to Jeffrey Epstein, nearly a decade after Epstein plead guilty to procuring a child for promotion (i.e., child rape) in 2008. Bruh..

HOME ESPN FOX NBC MORE E Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be "This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible." F 2.6.26 #PMSLIV PAT MCAFEE SHOW ** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO ** SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE Credit: The Pat McAfee Show By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026

tfw you leave Plato’s cave

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