Jeffrey

Real conversation I just had.

Me: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Her: I've been putting a little bit of poison in your food every night.
Me: That's literally how you become immune to poison. You need to give me all of it at once.
Her: Nice try. You aren't going to Romeo yourself out of this one.

Ok @mlb.com How are you going to advertise the Mets game as the free game of the day and then not actually have any broadcasts of the game?

Gotta watch the YES broadcast for the Mets game today...

Like returning home after a long trip.

There is a Mets game to watch! Thank goodness baseball is back. LFGM! 💙🧡💙

That's refreshing.

I saw a single reference to Scott Pilgrim yesterday, and now I'm getting ready to eat a whole loaf of garlic bread for lunch.

We decided to go with artery when heartery was right there?

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Waiting for baseball to start...

Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙

Today is moving so slow that it's going backwards.

So camps and a private army? Cool...

I never realized how often I use the letter "Q" until the key stopped working on my laptop keyboard.

I was today years old when I learned that The Sound of Music was based on a true story.

Your pain isn't as important as their profits.

Alcoholism kills 178,000 people a year. That doesn't even include drunk driving or other alcohol related deaths.

But sure, ban THC...

Personal Property in a Socialist Economy: Debunking the Myths of Ownership — Jeffrey Stamberger One of the most persistent myths about socialism is that it demands the abolition of personal ownership – that if you support socialist ideas, you're somehow against people having their own homes, car...

My top performing article this month: breaking through the lies that seek to manufacture a fear of socialism.

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During a call with my parents, I said, "We could all use a little more socialism in our lives."

There goes my invitation to Christmas. 😉

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It must be nearly Halloween. My girlfriend has been singing, "Down, down, down the road. Down the Witches Road" over and over, all morning.

Personal Property in a Socialist Economy: Debunking the Myths of Ownership — Jeffrey Stamberger One of the most persistent myths about socialism is that it demands the abolition of personal ownership – that if you support socialist ideas, you're somehow against people having their own homes, car...

I dig into how socialism weighs what we individually own (your books, your house, your tools) vs. what’s owned to extract profit (factories, massive rental portfolios) – and why that distinction matters for a more just and democratic world.
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We protest.

Not because we hate America.

But because we hate what the country we love has become.

Exactly. It's on to hockey season now.

I've blocked entire fan bases on here. Haha. LGM! 💙🧡💙

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How many times did he fly out when it mattered most this season?

Don't want to retire a Met? Bye.

And with that, our season is over. As always, Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙

It's time to get clutch.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

I don't get to watch the Mets game tonight because paying $30 a month for the @mlb.com app still isn't enough to watch all the games, apparently... 🤬

Don't be like Jerome. LFGM! 💙🧡💙

So not a single person was raptured yesterday?

Seems like a damning critique of modern Christianity.