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If nobody else got me, I know Mermaid Monopoly MondayTuesday got me 💯💯

it's always monday somewhere dw

I've never been madder at my alarm clock. I had a kitten purring up a storm on my chest, tucked in with a blanket up to his neck... Oh the cruelty of having to work when there's people and pets to love....

Man TTRPGs slap. Told my player if they rolled a 1-9 on a save they were full dead (story stuff dwai). We established with what they had at their disposal they could have two rerolls. Let me fucking tell you when the second nat 1 was rolled..... Mmmmm. Bottle that shit and sell it (they lived btw)

A tabby kitten whose face is smushed into the crook of an arm.

A tabby kitten belly up in a cat bed filled with toys

A small tiger stripe tabby kitten looking sleepily at the camera.

A closeup on a tabby kitten 's face. His nose is twisted slightly from cleft palate and his fuzzy paws are in the air by his face.

A small tiger stripe tabby kitten belly up in a blue cat bed with a sleepy face.

A tiger stripe tabby kitten is belly up in the cat bed, looking at the camera with a bemused look. His ears are huge relative to his body.

A small tiger stripe tabby kitten leaning against the wall of a cat bed with his eyes closed.

A small tabby kitten with tiger stripe coloration asleep in a sunny cat bed.

A small tabby kitten sleeping in a cat bed with his front paw extended.

A closeup of a small tiger stripe tabby kitten asleep leaning against a blue cat bed.

A small tiger stripe tabby kitten, leaning on the side of a cat bed.

Lookit little lad Laang

Ever get so thoroughly whomped as a DM, you outright tell ur players to finish the fight narratively rather than whittle down the remaining numbers?

....still had fun tho. #ttrpg #dnd

a drawing of a crying goblin with the text When I say I'm going GOBLIN MODE you need to understand that sometimes Goblins get very sad. Goblins are very complex They have many modes

saw this on facelessbook and it me

Plz tell me I'm not the only one who named my bg3 dark urge bard "Dirge". It's too perfect for me to be the only one who thought of it

@dimension20.bsky.social was thinking about u when I posted this. Would be great for accessibility and you already have great captioning....

I would love if big production actual play shows would build in subtitles with little character portraits and names like they do in Visual Novels. It would be so helpful in scenes with a lot of characters, especially when the DM is swapping characters back and forth. And it would set aesthetic/style

I refuse to accept it's Monday and deal with that fact until I see the Mermaid Monopoly AMV. Until then it's just another work day.

Putting this out there tho I have little proof: what if #cloudwardho 's Ludmilla has the last name Chapman?

Would explain the disaster Junkova feels responsible for and be a great story point for the party: resolving Van's curse would absolve Junkova at the same time.

Nothing like coming into work to find out a (metaphorical) fire started 3 minutes after you left work the day before. Guess first thing to do today is break out the extinguisher (in this metaphor it's sending SO MANY emails)

DND night in Theodosia! Amazing that three separate story lines all involving paternity are coming together tonight. Not at all planned to shake out like that, but my recently-fathered player is probably gunna get smacked by emotions irl as we play because of it. Can't McFreakin' wait

If nobody else got me, I know Mermaid Monopoly Mondays got me

DND is back on this week after hiatus. So glad. My mental health needs it bad. Feels good just to have something other than reality to think about as I get back into session prep

Labubus are just evil monchichis. Send post.

Anyone else find it hard to sleep on a DND night? Just can't get my mind to stop spinning with whatever happened (and what happens next). No sesh this week means I slept better than normal, but I feel insane without my regular creative outlet.

One of my players is going on Paternity so we're taking a break from DND for a bit. First time in about 3 years I don't have a weekly game to look forward to.... Not handling it well 😞

You've heard of an Irish goodbye? Well I've come up with the autistic goodbye. It's where I say I love my friends after a DND sesh and then hang up before they can respond.

🎶🎵 'Cause I love a rainy night... 🎵🎶

Is it a good sign when your players stay in voice chat long after you leave, talking about the DND sesh? I think it is. So enjoyed murdering one player characters uncle using another player character tonight

Started rereading the Rangers Apprentice series. It's nostalgic and a nice place to rest my mind from everything going on

First Pride as someone proud and not just an ally. Want to do something but unsure what to do or say, pretty much my relationship to social media