SolveForGenX

One year my parents went Trick-or-Drinking and got absolutely hammered

Beer one place
Shots another

Lights out

Legend has it they still tell the tale in the old neighborhood (of my quasi-alcoholic parents)

I’d put on my inflatable frog costume to hand out candy but I would literally get blown into the Chesapeake

The sleeve

He’s coo coo for rococo

Once had a friend tell me that if you’re behind a car that’s going 50, you must be going 49

I think about that a lot

You know he can’t use it - no hand rails

“No one will ever replace my husband……… but”

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Digable Planets are touring

Lincoln Theatre in DC November 18th

Get some Ben’s Chili Bowl next door before the show 🌭

This is still such a vibe…

youtu.be/cM4kqL13jGM

Lots of shacket content lately

I feel like we JUST talked bout this 😐

DO

BETTER

This was funny, but only if you’re a dirty dirty bird (or Mormon)

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I mean, he’s always told us

Donald Trump doesn’t possess the patience or comprehension skills to take an actual IQ test

When Dementia Boy finally chokes on a burger, who do you think will be the new First Lady, Usha or Erika?

Taking a nap, but zombie-like

Wonder if they’ll let him off if he agrees to join ICE

“I hadn’t realized how stupid things would be”

Opening line of my memoir

So they CAN move quickly to return people mistakenly deported?

🤔

*trying out new slang*

chat, this clanker app is chopped

Have to give blood for lab tests today and thinking about telling them to just take it all

Reale catching strays on Halloween?

My daughter is months removed from high school and already the slang has moved on

Huzz?
Chopped?
6 7?

Feeling like unc over here lowkey for real for real

So fix it

Dummy

NYANCATTTTT

Right

If they could just get rid of the Democrats and the whole superstructure of the constitutional government…

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I’m “you have flying toasters??” years old

Via genocide

Would laugh my ass off if he sent Space Command

It’s not so bad if you marinate overnight and then cook it on low for wait what are we talking about?

Wonder if we’ll get a statement from the Spirit and/or Spirit players

One thing I love about the community is the inclusivity, and I hope our trans brothers and sisters feel that at Rowdy Audi every single time

No place for hate and transphobia

#RiseUp