Alice in Cornland 🧱

Desensitization is wild cuz I have to play a slipknot nap

Who gives a fuck about the war in Iran cuz I got a new puppy

Also I think my boss didn't have any friends as a child so now she acts like the school mean girl at work

I feel like my coworkers think I'm dumb

I'll say it again:
- I'd be a good candidate for a nervous breakdown
- I wish I had failed at something earlier in life so I wouldn't have so much pressure on me right now

My biggest advice that I never expected to have to say aloud:

HAVE A JOB LINED UP WHEN YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. Barring workplace abuse, terminal health conditions, or having lots of wealth. Walking out feels cool but everyone will forget your point and you will lose cash flow.

What about me is inherently unlikable and forgettable? Like objectively.

Is PMDD coming on why am I so triggered by this?

This feels like the time my friend in HS made a graduation video for everyone and forgot to put me in it

Last rehearsal a trumpet player tried explaining eighth notes to me 4 times. Four. Being an advocate does not wash away your misogyny, asshole.

Like fuck I feel so unwanted in this group wtf is that about? You're a pride band! You exist for inclusion and celebration! Practice what you fucking preach!!!

Weird how everyone posts in the rehearsal chat if they won't be there and the MD replied to every single on except mine 🙃 event the queer band can be exclusive

"they shouldn't arrest the people mentioned in the files" you wouldn't speak to your neighbor if you found out they were a nonviolent convicted felon but you're cool with people who violate children being your leaders? Wow

"Trump is an anti-establishment candidate!" He *is* the establishment he was just born with the wealth that other politicians had to be politicians to accumulate.

If you actually want someone anti-establishment then make damn sure your guy doesn't show up in the Epstein files bro

Got my merit increase. Tell me why the economy is "booming" but they can't afford to keep an employee who exceeds expectations every year to keep their salary up with inflation 👀

How do I stop giving such Liberal Elite energy without casually punching down a demographic of people?

My boss and my coworker send each other reels on Instagram and they explain the reels to me when I'm in the room like I'm just not online lol

Neither have ever gotten over grad school or worked anywhere else. The concept that I just refuse to get too close to coworkers must boggle them.

When the world is putting me down, reading tends to help lighten my mood. Convenient that most books I like involve overthrowing oppressive governments.

Christian logic: I work impossibly hard to accomplish something and then I thank God for the fruit of my labors bc He gave it to me and my effort means nothing.

Tell me why capitalism is still working, huh?

I'm performative and I actually have a base level of hate and distrust for everyone and that's on growing up likely autistic

I get why people say they don't want kids cuz the world sucks.
Imagine knowing that AI will replace like all entry-level white collar jobs and having a kid right now. Knowing they'd be doomed to lower paid work that cannot afford them the life you had. I'm already happy I'm over 25

SO I WASNT CRAZY WHEN I CALLED HIM A PEDOPHILE IN 2016??? REALLYYYYY?????

fuck u all and I hate it here

My sourdough starter rose too fast and I pussied out

The market is "up" but minimum wage is the same today as it was in 2012 when I last earned it

History of Mass Spec: all contributions by men were built for war technology, all contributions by women were built for environmental analysis

Btw even if you take your FB posts down, I'll always remember what you posted. It will always stain my memory of you. I will always remember the moment my heart sank as I blocked you, hoping I could maintain that shred of respect I had left. It's been 11 years.

It feels a little bit good to have been right this whole time.
I can't gloat without my family hating me, tho, which is annoying bc they voted for him 3 times in a row

I think strangers like me because I'm so woke and that just gives me a better vibe like even if they hate woke they know subliminally that the woke mindset means I'm kind and accepting of them, too

It's wild how the tiniest change of pace flips my mental health like I'm just sitting in the hallway of a university building on my work computer and suddenly I don't hate my job anymore