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Here from the bird site, looking for my computer friends. He/him. Movies and stuff. Abolish ICE

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They are not what they seem

03.03.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? They seem nice.

28.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is she the most beautiful person

27.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like for my wife to join me in bed

22.02.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look at them. murderers itching to murder again but these people chose to stay, to film, to witness, to risk being next, to risk having their families targeted, their names dragged through the mud before their bodies are even cold. i wish they did not have to be brave but i'm grateful that they are.

25.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2031    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

Props department did great work though

25.01.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirby-inspired, but clearly not a Kirby design

19.01.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Guys

19.01.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is so evil I miss Biden

19.01.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.

15.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

HELL YEAH!!

Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!

And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!

So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

14.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4081    πŸ” 1090    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 13

Very true

15.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that the dude who wrote goddamn Angels in America is in no way above simply yelling "Fuck YOU" at an asshole.

15.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That we, ourselves, might find redemption. (Note: I just hit that weed)

15.01.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you make pad Thai for dinner and your wife looks you in the eyes and very seriously says "I think I'll keep you around."

15.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

07.01.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15368    πŸ” 4585    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 142

He's winning that little gold man so hard

24.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a whopping ten dollars left in my checking account, I think I am finally ready for Christmas

24.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I don't get a bonus for the shitshow the last five days, I'm gonna talk to my boss, who will probably give me a hundred dollar bill and a wage increase. I'm very lucky that I have a good boss.

24.12.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is your dad named Crancis Forc Coppola?

24.12.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shakespeare: good morning Anne my wife
Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare

24.12.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen

24.12.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

24.12.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

23.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24564    πŸ” 5245    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 119

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

18.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 20656    πŸ” 7472    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 266

"I don't mind it" one of the all time line deliveries.

16.12.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wolf of Wall Street-Max's Funniest Scene with Jordan Belfort-Leonardo DiCaprio and Rob Reiner
YouTube video by ShortClips&Scenes Wolf of Wall Street-Max's Funniest Scene with Jordan Belfort-Leonardo DiCaprio and Rob Reiner

youtu.be/icMm7sRUl1A?...

16.12.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0