Pirate Queen Kate

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

The tree of productivity must be refreshed from time to time with snacks and lil treats

I need more snacks at work. Serious dearth of snackie schnacks. Must build up strategic snack reserves.

I know how shitty & stressful it is to be unemployed and how a haircut can be a much-needed pick-me-up. Happy belated birthday.

Time changes are bullshit. Let’s fall back 30 min in the fall and never do one again.

Has anyone tried Athletic’s nitro stout or red ale? St. Paddy’s party next week and looking for actual good NA options. Thankfully Guinness has been confirmed as “actually really good” so there’s a backup.

These will be grade A weaponized farts

Playing the What’s For Dinner game again with myself and this weather has me missing my grill.

I was going to and then I saw the 32°F high in a week. The fuzz gets a stay

a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy " Alt: Marlon Brando as Don Corleone, in a suit and tie, is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy"

(Sees the new Outbacks which look like the bastard love child of the Ascent and Forester: big, bulky, and ugly.)

It's the little things

How much is a haircut for you?

A teen (17/18) told me they liked my hair yesterday so I’ll be riding that high of an endorsement for at least a week.

Funfetti will fix you #fact

Not currently but Hechinger plaza is going to happen at some point and the Chinatown folks could easily take the busses there and back.

Because its Kyle Chandler

That combined with the seafood. ™️🤢

I do hear some dementia and Alzheimer’s patients have light sensitivity…

I am and I miss shopping at the Lotte from when I lived out here (smells a lil funky tho)

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Girlfriend can’t go back out to the clerbs yet

Awwww poor bb. She’ll appreciate the rest?

I went to the Wegmans in Chantilly and the top item on my list was Laoganma Chili crisp.

What is the one item they were completely sold out of?

The Hechinger site would be amazing for this!

It’s meant to be! It’s in the name! I WOULD NEVER MOVE!

(Jk, I would but not out of DC)

I asked “hypothetically” in the team chat at work if additional telework would be allowed if prices continued to increase. I got a solid “maybe!”

Mercury is in retrograde. People are losing their minds.

"When the moral sense of a nation begins to decline, and the wheels of progress to roll backward, there is no telling how low the one will fall or where the other will stop".
Frederick Douglass, 1894

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Very disheartened to see the decline in garlic knot offerings in DC. First All Purpose, now We the Pizza. The people want knots!