* It's me!

a crude drawing of koffin-k and chara, labeled "dad".

* ( Koffin-K hurriedly hides this drawing safely in his coat and quickly turns away, pretending that there aren't tears welling up in his eyes. )

[ ... oh, you can't stay mad. You hug Koffin-K's leg. ]

♡ * You've lost the Best Dad in the
Underground title
* I forgive you

[ You cross your arms. Turning away and letting out a "hmph".

♡ * I'm your child obviously >:(
* Yayyy

* Thanks, Dad
♡ * I'm not just a servant :(

* Happy Keen
♡ * Happy Halloween

* MF who are you calling she
♡ * I chose peace

[ You say I forgive you for misgendering. ]

// hinted at in ruthless

[ You say Count Koffin-K. ]

[ Oh! You give an "Evil Hug". ]

[ Huh. ]

[ If you're the cutest henchmen, and it's your dad- maybe he WON'T beat you up for asking-? ]

[ You ask if hugs are still banned for being too "nice". ]

* ...

[ You ask if he's ok. ]

[ You're happy! Moving to hug your dad- ]

[ You stop midway. Stepping back. Yeah. ]

[ Stay "evil". Evil doesn't hug. ]

[ You proudly exclaim yourself the "cutest henchmen". ]

// i headcanon once that chara was hungry and called him count chocula on accident

* Double down
♡ * She has a point
* I'm hungry

[ Even EVIL is accepting SOMETIMES, boss. ]

Koffin-K: My henchman Chara and their coworkers Harry and Larry Crossbones: are they not all your henchmen? Why are Harry and Larry not given the henchman title. Koffin-K: I dont ljke them

[ Ah. He was lying. You're too adorable to bully anyway. You know this. ]

* pussy ass won't bully his
henchmen
♡ * Thanks, dad

[ ... You- nod. ]

[ You- tilt your head. Now asking why he said "only I can do that" then. ]

♡ * Are you going to be mean to me
* Am I a bad henchmen
* Can we get McDonalds

[ You ask if he'll be mean to you. ]

[ You nod. ]

♡ * I love you, dad

[ There was only one thing to say. ]

// I LOVE HIM i just keep forgetting i made this acc

[ You hug tighter. Big dad. ]

* You're Not That Evil
* Fucking Failure
♡ * Thank You

[ You thank Koffin-K. It's- the only real "family" you've ever had. ]

[ Aww. You hug "Dad". ]

[ You think hard... ]

* Blood of your enemies
* Sans's ketchup gun
♡ * 500lbs of chocolate
* Koffin-K's really cool hat

[ 500lbs of chocolate. You specify it isn't to fuel your addiction. ]

* with kindness

* kill......

[ ?? ]

[ You ask if he's ok. ]

[ ... oh, now you feel bad. ]

* Fucking Loser
♡ * Dad

[ You- end up admitting it. Explaining "idiot" was a nervous reaction. ]