Parks and Rec!!!
10.03.2026 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Parks and Rec!!!
10.03.2026 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou are not immune from my inspirational leadership,β I whisper at my fellows every day
10.03.2026 00:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sorry to tell you that our friends have three velvet chairs and they are the bomb dot com
10.03.2026 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How are they even following this season of Paradise
09.03.2026 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They are definitely going to go higher than this
09.03.2026 23:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: "They would've had a nuclear weapon within 2 weeks to 4 weeks"
09.03.2026 22:19 β π 565 π 119 π¬ 287 π 102Does he perhaps have a concept of the plan for the war
09.03.2026 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you write a response letter for your r&r and you don't show me exactly what the reviewer said and your response, you make it harder for me to approve your revisions. Because now I have to go look up my old letter and the editor decision.
09.03.2026 19:59 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I got some really good shit cooking
09.03.2026 22:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uh oh
09.03.2026 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You should have done it yesterday my friend
09.03.2026 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What am I looking at
09.03.2026 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Constantly amazed at how quickly people get back to me now compared to when I started
09.03.2026 12:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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This is not shallow, symbols are real and affecting (as you know obviously)
09.03.2026 11:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
09.03.2026 00:05 β π 5267 π 617 π¬ 61 π 9me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
08.03.2026 23:55 β π 38517 π 6793 π¬ 436 π 162
Three synagogues shot at in recent days.
Get your shit together Canada.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Agreed, have you seen the Song Exploder about it? So good
08.03.2026 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βI do not think that word means what you think it meansβ
08.03.2026 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My library is a nice temperature for staring anytime you need it
08.03.2026 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took me until 4:30
08.03.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Broke into Teams this weekend to tell my teams to go put gas in the car immediately
08.03.2026 22:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BREAKING via NYT
American employees of the U.S. Embassy in Saudi Arabia have been told to leave the country under mandatory departure orders issued by the State Department.
Full Story: nyti.ms/4riXl3Y
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Like the aesthetic of a hall of justice in the Giver
08.03.2026 22:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sorry to say that it kind of looks like the chimney at a gas chamber
08.03.2026 22:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Only because I am no longer at the grocery store
08.03.2026 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As I used to say at Chicago, sometimes your work is more fun than fun
08.03.2026 20:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love all of my friends telling me to watch Vladimir, Iβve read that book and I think Iβm a pass
08.03.2026 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0