You'd be nice and clean for your appointment by the time I was done hehehe

*knock on door and in room service jingly voice says* Post gym pit cleaning service!

Jeezus I genuinely thought it was AI for a second it just looks too perfect to be real🥵

One of these things is not like the other, spooky! Also hot dayum those muscles are insane AWOOF!!!

AWROOOOOF I'm a pump mutt!!!

You're running through the woods and your phone is dead, there's no one around. You turn around and suddenly you see him there. Sledge LaBeouf!

Recently got to try this out. For 4 hours I was a brain melted pet object. Most intense thing I've ever done😵‍💫

Bucket list kink checked off today! I'm happy to report that operation "Paint me like one of your French pups" was a complete success!

WOOF! My holes are all yours big doggo!

Oh you meant in a fight?

Retweet if you’re a pit sniffer 🐽

Someone’s smell dictates whether I’ll love ‘em, fuck ‘em, or pass ‘em.

I’ve feel loving @pupcruze.bsky.social ‘s musk for 6 going on 7 years now!

Defo need training to be this in the future freaking AWOOF!

Jeeeezus that massive thing could hurt someone! So when do you make me start whimpering?

Hi yes where do l sign up!?

Hot dang! *Biiiiiiiig sniffs*

Hahahaha hell yes! Though I think I'd just renovate the dark room

Hey y'all it's me, another Twitter refugee. Slowly gonna be rebuilding my follows of all da hot pups on here please bear with me lol.