Kolda Dauntte

I do not miss those days. When M/M pairings OR F/F pairings were rare, and almost non-existent in IPs where there were a somewhat equal number of men to women to ship heterosexually.

brain parasite that makes you think about thancred waters

Nah, but it's fine! Means my brain isn't going a mile-a-minute ^_^

Well...ya need the sleep to get better anyway! I wish it worked like that for me. I end up awake but disassociating. 😅

Oh no!! I hope you have lots of the good stuff in the house. And it passes soon.

big fan of size difference and a frantic “it can’t fit” and a broken “you’re gonna break me” and their tummy bulging when they’re only halfway through and a slurred “s too deep” as the other so softly keeps cooing praises and “you can take it” as they wipe their tears and

Easy, Kaeso!

Ooo looking good. Gotta get a group shot of the team with everyone in the new fit now!

Kolda grew up in a large happy family. He wants children at some point. This is only lightly hindered by the fact all his serious relationships have been with men, or people who do not have the right plumbing. He was adopted, as were all his siblings, and he thinks that's a perfectly viable option.

My birthday does actually fall within the Paladin timespan. I feel uncomfortably called out.

(walks up onto my podium)(taps my microphone) thancred waters cums untouched from eating pussy

Lejo not a quitter. Try harder.

I promise you it’s way more fun to like villain characters when you enjoy them being villainous instead of pulling a muscle to try and justify liking them or pretending they weren’t bad, actually

A lesson in fandom:

Just makes it better.

If you see this quote it with your main starter choice for every Pokémon generation:

1. Snorlax
2. Snorlax
3. Snorlax
4. Snorlax
5. Snorlax
6. Snorlax
7. Snorlax
8. Snorlax
9. Snorlax
10. That silly looking bird.

I'm crying, look at these perfect boys.

Lmao. Wood warders: The enigmatic and solitary Viera males who guard the forests.

Naejla: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

which one is in the chair?

a woman with red hair and blue eyes is making a face ALT: a woman with red hair and blue eyes is making a face

He didnt even give Ifan the face?

A small box with a picture of Optimus Prime on the top. It is a toy kit called Classic Class where you assemble the figure yourself.

Found a new friend! Can't wait to put him together!

@judepaw.bsky.social

All this talk about that heated rivalry show got me thinking of the best quote ever

Get my man some Icy-Hot
#Pokemon30

Now, did he always have a piss kink or was there a particular partner involved in the awakening of that one.

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

I mean, how do you think those fics got passed around? Geocities, and that ilk. I made so many SM fan shrines.
There might have been some stuff on IRC as well, but it all fades into the mists of memory.

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

It was long enough ago that I genuinely do not remember the details. But for sure Sailor Moon, and probably either FF.net, or one of the self-insert fics that were being written and passed around in the friend group I was in at the time.