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This.

when you’re going bland for bland and he pulls out the gruel

How about instead of having drafts… we have dreams.

This thanksgiving, i’m thankful for pronouns and being woke.

Sigh. At the gym working out, when I really should be interacting with immersive NFT experiences

i’m just a humble programmer trying to break in to the dope and exciting indie sleaze scene!

Worp. Guess who lost this app in the flurry of other butterfly apps on their phone. This guy.

Does using X (formerly Twitter) hurt?

It hurts your friends who care about you 💔

Your girl — blue me until I sky. Sorry. Crass joke. But I had to say it.

chilling out with my beer app

this app… not very popular in seattle… 3 guesses why and the first two don’t count…

we all know that one st. elmo’s fire that’s constantly splitting ions in the ether

went to the book store. everyone was talking about “dfw”. I said wow, lotta people from texas here huh. everyone pointed and laughed

(small talk) has anyone found any meaning lately.

Well this book starts with two quotes, and the first one is from a scholarly work of classic literature. Surely the second one will be equally high-brow

Two syllable social media name? That’s so last week.

Fun app. Sucks you can’t use it in the dark, on cloudy days, or in twilight

barbie — best scene BY FAR: she enters the real world and says: “Whoah… what is this place?”

absolutely classic!

just hit that shit that made the far east movement move

Millennial English 101

We say “Yeet” to mean “Throw”.

Yeah. It made me LOL the first time I heard it too.

they kicked me out the club because they caught me waving foolishly trying to turn on the motion detected lights.

I feel like us millenials and boomers would finally get along if we all chilled out and seriously vibed with some Phish together.

Oh Jimmy. He’s our lovable buffoon!

the jest is infinite.

Twitter too millennial. Threads too zoomer. Feels good in the middle at the cool kids table — chilling on BlueSky with my zillenial peeps.

such a fan of telling people happy monday. told three people today already

Watching this space.

mark my words, the next big mover in the space is going to be uzbek tomatoes. best i’ve ever had. san marzano is over. whoever can figure out the imports in the west is going to have a massive edge.

This character seems like a bit of a narcissist — picture of himself on his T shirt. Not sure if this is representative of all in the gaming community.