President of the Internet

It's a toupee

Hmm...

Thought I had it, Cthulhu would be a better president though

Thank you, Governor.

This aged well. Note the author.

America, the world's newest and most dangerous terrorist state.

America is a pariah state.

Cancel your passports America, no one wants us.

Democracy, fairness, and compassion are my religion and id sacrifice his whole genetic line on its altar.

ONLY IN CHUMPLANDIA.......
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Trump is the kind of guy who has a bad day at work and, because he's a cuck and coward, goes home and beats his wife and kids to show them he's a "tough guy"

American people pushing the Epstein files? Go beat up another country to prove you're tough and not an impotent, lying, pedophile.

This asshole makes me sympathize with Iran.

We do, but it's hard keeping up with this level of stupidity.

At least he would never do something as embarrassing as shit himself in the oval office during a press conference or something like that.

Words

This should be used as part of the evidence for treason.

Let's be honest. Trump's one and only goal is to use the whole of humanity and the earth itself as his funeral pyre.

He's lighting the fire to formally start it right now in Iran.

And fuck you Israel, you egged the moron on to join your war. Fuck you to hell.

The end is near, I don't see humanity having that long left anymore. How long before he decides that nukes are OK? How long before some country he invaded decides to use one as a preemptive strike or retaliation here? Not long I'm afraid.

Good luck to the cockroaches, maybe you'll do better.

Asshole in Chief

When the chips are counted he will be secure in the top spot.

YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard Mojo Nixon - Elvis is Everywhere

Elvis is everywhere!!!

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Television pioneer Fred Rogers, gone 23 years ago today.

His acceptance speech for the Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award is always worth a watch.

#RIP 💔

Dumbass

Is a "friendly takeover" kind of the same as saying "friendly rapes" and "casual pedophillia?"

Seems so right that I had to do it.

This is epic, I love him so much. You rock

And you wouldn't have to pay it back unless you didn't do it within ten years of graduating

As President I would work hard on diverting money from agencies like DHS/ICE to creating a system of colleges that do not charge tuition and are online. After you graduate you have to get a full time paying job in the field for the same amount of time you were in school. That's it.

Trump voters signed up to kill us all because that was a better choice to them than voting for a Black woman.

YouTube video by Queensrÿche - Topic Revolution Calling (Remastered 2003)

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DANGER ⚠️ DANGER

Pro-Trump lawyers are circulating a draft executive order.

The bogus claim: China interfered in 2020 and justifies a national emergency declaration that would give Trump sweeping power over U.S. elections.
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