IsThatElliott

New game, new setup, new test subject.

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Spent 3 hours today being a lookout on the side of the road with a whistle so I could warn workers nearby if ICE showed up. What a fresh hell we live in.

Christian Zionist doomsday cultists trying bring about an end-times prophecy by starting wars and committing genocide in the middle east was in fact on my 2026 bingo card

My birthday and I get blessed with a new @ironpineapple.bsky.social video. Over 4 hours of pure joy to binge.

Powerful lunch

My birthday is feeling like it's "impending" or "looming" 🐦‍⬛

Did everyone have a movie that they watched so much as a kid that they broke the VHS?

I keep getting into a cowboy stance and telling my wife it's high noon and then quick drawing the sign language for I love you 🤟 right at hip level

Using a breathe right strip for the first time and omg I'm airmaxxing over here

Mentally reeling from an urgent care sign that said "Just walk in. If you still can."

First they required ID for porn and I said nothing because I am not a gooner. Then they required ID for Discord and I said nothing because I'm not a discord kitten.

I made a slow cooker meal I called "Not Lasagna". My friends called it
- LESSagna
- LasagNAH
- NAHsagna

What do I call it?

Going live for the first time in almost 3 months. Wild how nervous you can get from a relatively short break.

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I think I fixed the description: "Highguard is a designed-by-committee shooter where players will ride, fight, and raid as Wardens, arcane gunslingers sent to fight so a board of directors can get a quick return on their investments."

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If the people that say "if you've done nothing wrong you should have nothing to hide" had any kind of moral backbone or actual beliefs they would be protesting ICE agents wearing masks. Not surprised they are silent just voicing a long standing frustration.

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We already have Prime. The prophecy is already coming true.

Had an idea.
Pulled out my phone.
Pulled up Google.
Typed in "what's".
Forgot what I was thinking about.
Got stun locked looking at:

Looking forward

yarp

omg cute boys 😍

My advice is to get a partner so hot they can melt metal with a touch and blind you if you look too long 😤

every day we stray further from god

Twitch Twitch is the world

It's time to get ready for the Crohn's Cup Tournament!

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@punsablazing.bsky.social and @noctisnexus.bsky.social

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My go to podcast @thevolgun.bsky.social

Drove towards the end of a rainbow on my way to work this morning. Just need to lock in and get that gold 🌈

An acorn just landed on my car time to start blastin

Naruto runs like Sonic. Sonic is cannon in Naruto.