King of the Suburbs

The story that Groucho and Alice Cooper were friends is pretty staggering as well.

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She really wants to talk to the manager about these outrageous claims. 🙄

Extreme long shot: any chance anyone in the Mariners BlueSky was (or knows someone) sitting in section 141, Row 28 for Game 2 this past Saturday with a kiddo named Griffey? They dropped a custom embroidered kids hat on their way. Our group picked it up and I would love to get it back to them.

Perhaps you were distracted by the presence of Shea Langoliers.

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Pretty sure the game number and series record don’t need to be omnipresent.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! TMI buddy!

Chris Valaika has some receipts.

I go through similar thought processes whenever I see/hear the ultra low budget local tv and radio ads.

Who am I to besmirch the insights of an actual adult who is only called “Waino.”

I know he may not be quite the pitcher he used to be, but damn if I don’t still like to watch Luis Castillo pitch.

I also want to bank these Yesavage innings for next season’s fantasy baseball as well.

The only opera I know is what appeared in Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Two years ago I was at a mariners spring training game and had a few beers and thought his name was Dominic Calzone and considered it the funniest thing ever.

I want those two Munoz innings as bonus credit on my fantasy baseball season.

How much you wanna bet if you asked ChatGPT for advice on how to improve the team in Anaheim, the answer would involve employing real angels in the outfield.

A small dog yawns while walking through the woods.

My normal jogging route around campus usually takes me past the vet school and every year I’m impressed by the big set up they have for homecoming weekend. Plus, their grads and students take good care of this guy. So keep up the good work!

Ready for the impending autumn but will miss these guys as the temperatures drop.

Too bad they didn’t get a home game or a bit more time to remind ownership what it could look like if they put a consistently winning team on the field. It was strange listening to those last few Pirates games and hearing the crowd in the background.

I was already leaning, but you have me fully on Team Rooker for’26. Of course, I was totally Team Santander for ‘25, so glad nobody listened to me.

Has anyone asked Pete his opinions about a certain chili that might encourage him to take a pay cut?

No knock intended against Lodolo, and yeah, hindsight is 20/20. But I would have liked to see Burns be first out of the pen because his pitching approach is so different from Littell. And, yes, this strategy is stollen from something @enosarris.bsky.social said on the pod.

All the Reds needed to do was capitalize with a timely 8th inning grand slam both these nights. Totally different series if they pull it off. #insight

Last night bombs. Tonight it’s dinks. Ugh.

Ohtani moving the runner up. That’s what makes him special. All those home runs and strike outs are selfish.

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I really hope he makes a sliding catch on a short fly and ends up in this exact position. 😀

Any comments about why not Benson in right with a right-hand pitcher?

***This*** is how one prepares for their first career start in right field?

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