What was heard: "I really love cocaine."
What was said: "I really love cooking."
21.06.2025 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What was heard:
"They're assbutts."
What was said:
"They're expats."
07.06.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What was heard: "Pegging? Us in this day and age?"
What was said: "Hanging? In this day and age?"
05.06.2025 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What was heard:
"Ugh...He has a Golum essence."
What was said:
"Ugh... He has a 'I own a gun' licence plate."
14.05.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So I know that this account is normally just for me to post what I mishear, but this time I heard correctly and since I agree with it wholeheartedly I figured I'd share:
JD Vance is a Pope-killing couch fucker
25.04.2025 03:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm CHAOTIC
19.04.2025 04:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Take him to THE DROID."
Translation:
"Take him to Detroit."
10.04.2025 06:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Weather dressings seem appropriate right now"
Translation:
"Sweater dresses seem to be in now"
04.04.2025 05:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Best mis-hearing to date:
Me: Did you say "He touched her vagina?!β
Man-Person: No! I said "He moved to China!"
21.03.2025 18:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another classic mishearing on my part:
Me: Did u just say "All the cooking in Mexico?β
Man-Person: No. I said "Albuquerque New Mexico"
21.03.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
