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like logically I know this is literally what they're for, but what if 'm making up the fact that the wound has swollen and gotten visibly more red in the last 12 hours!?

love being prescribed antibiotics because I always feel guilty, like I'm depriving people who need them for more serious things of them by causing resistance by taking them

arm is showing some infectiony signs, and body temp is all over the place (from 36 to 38.4 and everything inbetween) weeeee

This has been stuck in my head for a good 12 hours now

MORE SKILLS OF THE WALLETS SAME

*zack intensifies*

(excepting her later trades qualifications)

public institutions have been captured by the southern university-indoctrinated Woke Elite who have never done a day's real work, personified by this northern plumber who left formal education at 17

And they beat Rejoin EU

oh god remembering this is like opening the ark of the covenant

jeez, I thought this was Sunderland

i think its very funny that goodwin probably had no idea that the greens would win and now he's stuck trying to explain how a plumber is the university-educted Woke Elite

pizza?

dressings off. miiiinging :D

wait until starmer finds out an addictive, harmful (medically and socially) drug often used in the comission of sexual assaults is often illegally sold in public view - even advertised! - in nightclubs and shops and etc

mahmood drawing up the proscription documents right now

I've heard Starmer's dad was a toolmaker, so I'm sure that counts

the conferences are gonna be fun too tho

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

if he doesn't, I can just sit in the corner with a glass of sherry while he rinses Powell, something like this

idk if zack drinks alcohol but I'd love to get a bit tipsy with him coz I imagine the bants would be amazing

but again, i'm sure there's other tech that could do this (traditionally I've not got along with voice recognition because they struggle with my accent and speed)

so when i was booking my stitches to be removed, it was easier to keep the time in my head for the process of "holding the button" than it would be to go through the process doing it manually. again it sounds petty, but one distraction is all it'd take to (e.g.,) get the time wrong, then im fucked

traditional: unlock phone, find app, open app, enter task details, enter task details, enter alarm details

this: hold button, talk

the single use case I've found is as an adhd memory aid, but I think other tech could do it too. like, press a button, say what I need to do and when and wehn to remind me and it'll save all that in one step rather than multiple - and that sounds petty, but the friction is important there

aye, but i think that would've resulted in a trouncing in the mayoral byelection

sorry, that "stand aside zack! this is about keeping reform out of MY city!!" letter should haunt her for the rest of her career

this is all the more delicious because of Lucy Powell's sheer arrogance, and how her demand that the Greens step aside in "her city" exemplifies part of Labour's massive problem - that they've alienated a huge part of their electorate at the same time as taking them for granted.

i mean, you were right about the non-charismatic bit?

sectarianism is when you don't let lucy powell decide the mp for every constituency